Boris Badenov
Fortis Leader
I could probably kill a man faster with my bare hands then I could with the crash axe. That things is a pain to get to for us FOs.
Someone write that down for Drunken Contest #1 at the next NJC.
I could probably kill a man faster with my bare hands then I could with the crash axe. That things is a pain to get to for us FOs.
Someone write that down for Drunken Contest #1 at the next NJC.
Mannequin? Go big or go home, son!Can you bring a mannequin?
"OOOh, nice melee attack, two points!"
Can you bring a mannequin?
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"Keep your knee away from the pedestal, otherwise, you'll wind up bruised."I have a lot of time in the jump seat of a 73. I was paying attention and taking notes, waiting for my chance to show I had the right stuff, but was never given the chance.
Yes, because 1,500 hour CFIs and freight dogs never do poorly in the sim.![]()
I think there is always value to having someone else up front. Even if the only thing you're asking them to do is read the checklist, at least it's something that is taken off of your plate. And frankly, if the manual recommends it, you ignore the manual, and an incident occurs during landing or approach, then you'll have some explaining to do to both the company and the feds.
(In response to Charlie)
As a PPL-certificated pilot, and F/A with 7 years of experience as a flight attendant in commercial a/c ranging from Saabs to 767s I would probably feel a whole lot more "at ease" in a airliner cockpit, and may feel less overwhelmed than a pax with a PPL rating. Could I "fly" the airliner? No, not terribly well... that's for sure! But I know how to work the radios in an airliner (yes, I really do) and wouldn't feel the same intimidation that a pax pilot MIGHT feel (not saying every pax pilot would feel intimidated or overwhelmed, but it's my humble opinion that an airline F/A would probably feel LESS intimated.) Certainly each individual circumstance would have to be evaluated on it's own, and in no way am I trying to make a blanket statement of "ALWAYS use a pilot-qualified F/A if available!!!", not at all, I just think that someone like that could be a possible asset. That's all.
I think there was an incident not too long ago where a UAL CMEL rated F/A "assisted" in the cockpit... will have to see if I can find a link.
Oh, and to add on, my question is, how come it's cool for "Capt. Eddie Currents" to put that on his business cards, but "First Officer Cuppa Folgers" looks ridiculous?![]()
This individual has quiet a colorful history, actually. Bought his way through Goofstream, washed out at XJT, got hired at CJC, then went to Shuttle America and washed out.. again. A day of flying with him drove at least one CA I know to near spontaneous violence.
Good point. Granted, in an emergency, the rulebook goes out the window, right? Judgement of the PIC.
. Honestly, I'm only taking a company pilot. I'm more worried about gettng the plane on the ground, and getting the crew member medical attention, than sorting through who's right for the flight deck. It's just not worth the added distraction to me.
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the part about switching seats is only of I "have" to get the other guy out.... Normally I'm getting on the ground ASAP. We practice and train in the sim with an incapacitated crew member, and as an lca, I'm quite used to the workload of doing both jobs. In the NE, it's likely I can have the plane safely on the ground in 10 minutes.. Which is prob going to be priority #1. Inflight medical aid options are limited at best for us.Your plan you explained further on seemed more a distraction than taking the time to determine if there is someone in back who might be qualed who is not from your company only. Shouldn't be that much to figure out. Would be kind of working against yourself to raise your workload to something you're not used to, only to land and find out there were 5 qualed RJ guys in the back in civilian clothes. Or worse, you get in over your head or ball up the jet, and take what could've been good crewmembers with you.
Just some considerations to think about. Your plan isn't wrong, it's simply technique. But it automatically omits what could potentially be useful help in back from someone qualed (or better) who might not be readily identifiable.
I like Cav's idea about how to involve your fellow crewmembers and reduce workload. Personally, I'd ask the lead to talk to the company on the SATCOM, and work from there. Having a pilot-rated FA handle radios might work, but unless he/she is furloughed from a professional pilot position elsewhere, it would just be easier to handle them yourself. That's no offense to the FA, but the whole "Okay, now tell them..." routine gets really old really fast.
Like I said, if you guys can get some single-pilot time in the sim, it's a good exercise.
I would love to be a seat fill in a sim and play incapacitated captain all day!the part about switching seats is only of I "have" to get the other guy out.... Normally I'm getting on the ground ASAP. We practice and train in the sim with an incapacitated crew member, and as an lca, I'm quite used to the workload of doing both jobs. In the NE, it's likely I can have the plane safely on the ground in 10 minutes.. Which is prob going to be priority #1. Inflight medical aid options are limited at best for us.
Oh Oh! I've seen 'Airplane'!!!
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I'm glad someone here remembers this great film.Oh Oh! I've seen 'Airplane'!!!
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