cmill
Cold Ass Honky
Re: Even pilot blames JetBlue for 7 hours of tarmac time....
Or how about this:
You're 75 years old visiting your kids after leaving PIE. You've sat in this damn plane for 7 hours, your depends have filled up, but at least you're warm. Now you have some FA announce everyone is going to shoot down a 30ft slide in a blizzard. You're sitting at the front of course, and first in line, but someone gets a little antsy and bumps into you. Now you go tumbling down the slide, land on the concrete, and break your hip and ankle, while 5 more pax tumble down, land on top you, leaving you unable to move in a blizzard, with nothing but your shorts and flip flops on. Emergency services are tied up elsewhere, (it is a blizzard after all,) so all you can do is lay there and freeze in the snow.
Which sounds like the worse outcome?
RELAX Blackhawk! This WAS a Fiasco!!
You're apparently refering to injuries that occur during an emergency evacuation, right? People pushing, screaming, plane on fire, smoke, end of runway, people running all directions, snow all around, long distance to safety, up hill, both ways,etc......
How many pilots and/or flight attendants are injured going down the slide while going through training? I'm guessing very few or OSHA would be putting it in sideways to all the airlines. And why so few? I'm guessing its because they were told HOW to do it safely AND they had plenty of time to approach the slide.
I wasn't there Blackhawk and my guess is that you weren't either so, take a deep breath and read on:
As a scenario only, how about this: Taxi up to the building as close as you can (even if you have to stick the nose in between two planes parked at the gate). Explain to all the passengers how to properly slide down (heck you would have 7 HOURS to cover even the smallest of details!), exit orderly, no bags, one row at a time, have a ground crew at the bottom to help at the slide and another couple of helpers to escort everyone the mere 50 yards into the building, even in a full blown blizzard I could make it 50 yards in a tropical shirt and flip-flops.
OR if you want to take the "drama" approach to which you were referring; open the door, pop the slide, set the plane on fire and scream "GO"! Either way, it's GOTTA be better than sitting on a plane for SEVEN hours!
Or how about this:
You're 75 years old visiting your kids after leaving PIE. You've sat in this damn plane for 7 hours, your depends have filled up, but at least you're warm. Now you have some FA announce everyone is going to shoot down a 30ft slide in a blizzard. You're sitting at the front of course, and first in line, but someone gets a little antsy and bumps into you. Now you go tumbling down the slide, land on the concrete, and break your hip and ankle, while 5 more pax tumble down, land on top you, leaving you unable to move in a blizzard, with nothing but your shorts and flip flops on. Emergency services are tied up elsewhere, (it is a blizzard after all,) so all you can do is lay there and freeze in the snow.
Which sounds like the worse outcome?