Who Did This?!!??

An American Airlines FA wrote a book in 2003+/-. Real funny stuff.

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I have read that book and it's hysterical....and true!!! I kept wishing he'd write another one. An FA I know who also has an ongoing podcast on the net sent me her book a few months back and it's pretty good:

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http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/1606390112/ref=sib_dp_pt#reader-link


This one is really funny also:

 
I really... really REALLY hate to say this but we've had a small handful of people on the forum that wrote me emails pretty darned close to that! :)

"Yup, but we've got rules man and you've got to follow 'em like the other 99.9% of the users here"

"YAyayayayayayaaaaaaaargh!"

*sigh*
LMAO! Cripes, the joys of running an internet forum. I often read crap on the net and think wtf???? Who are these people? Then I have to keep reminding myself that every nutball and looney out there now has a puter and a keyboard. Wonderous things on the net and scarey crap as well. It still never ceases to surprise and amaze me and not always in a good way. lol
 
Frankly, I'm a little disappointed that all the videos of this kind are from transcoded VHS tapes. If anything, there should be new content every week these days that that e-sweatshop mogul Ben Huh could start up another website devoted videos of people trolling the city council.
 
LMAO! Cripes, the joys of running an internet forum. I often read crap on the net and think wtf???? Who are these people? Then I have to keep reminding myself that every nutball and looney out there now has a puter and a keyboard. Wonderous things on the net and scarey crap as well. It still never ceases to surprise and amaze me and not always in a good way. lol

Joy? Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahh! *cough* ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :)

Nah, as long as you bastards get jobs and then help others get jobs, I can rest in peace. :)
 
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I want to know who on the board is responsible for this man's excitement.

You coward lemon headed terrorist *****. Mr. Helicopter pilot
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::yup::yup::yup::yup::yup:


I want you Mr helicopter pilot. MY HOUSE SHOOK FOR OVER ONE MINUTE. one to two minutes Mr. Helicopter Pilot!
 
I have read that book and it's hysterical....and true!!! I kept wishing he'd write another one. An FA I know who also has an ongoing podcast on the net sent me her book a few months back and it's pretty good:

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This one is really funny also:



There's a couple others I've read too, one called "Coffee, Tea, or Me" and another called "Cabin Pressure" that are hilarious.
 
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I want to know who on the board is responsible for this man's excitement.

:yup: Someone has been to crazy town... And probably been elected mayor.

Seriously though, he seems to have ADHD on top of a chemical imbalance because he was seriously hard to follow! And in the end, I don't think anyone could take want this guy was spewing seriously.
 
This is a classic. :rawk:When they call his name you can hear someone go "uh oh" in the background. I'd love to see a video of him there talking about the "bundling".
Gotta love the way his chili bowl haircut jiggles when he loses it. :rotfl:
 
HAHAHA that was hilarious!

There is a guy near a local airport that complains all the time about the aircraft noise. I love it, he builds a house next to the airport and then tries to sue to get it shut down. Anyway he said there was a helicopter hovering in his back yard with the pilot flipping him the bird. The airport manager asked the man if there was only one pilot and the guy said yes. The airport manager, a helicopter pilot himself, was like, that is a bold faced lie, you need two hands to fly a helicopter.

Any way long story short they put a sign up at the hold line that says, climb to 4600 feet before you start your crosswind turn. We try not to fly over his house.

-Matt
 
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