greaper007
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I want to know who on the board is responsible for this man's excitement.
I want to know who on the board is responsible for this man's excitement.
Who Did This?!!??
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SpiraMirabilis
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Do we have to put the posting YT guide on sticky again?? 
greaper007
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Fixed it.
Cessnaflyer
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
cliff notes? I got lost on what he was talking about.
greaper007
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Pretty much a crazy man yelling about a mythical helicopter that's following him.
Cessnaflyer
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I liked the lined out document.
A Life Aloft
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Good Grief!!! He definitely needs meds. I had a pax on a flight once like that, only he was a religious freak. Call from Purser. Guy is going up and down the aisle yelling, waving his Bible around and ranting. Scaring kids and adults. Kids start to cry. Won't shut up, won't take his seat, won't listen, getting in others faces. Send back the F/0. He comes back. 2nd call...same b.s. I go back. Took him by the arm and told him to sit down and shut up for the remainder of the flight. He looks me right in the eye and asks me if I knew Jesus. He got to know Jesus very well form the rear lav for the remainder of the flight. Applause from rest of the pax.
greaper007
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Ha Ha, my dad had a couple drunk guys who stole the California Chicken's head. Apparently the Chicken is a very short man and they were tossing the head back and forth over his head.
A Life Aloft
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ROTFL Of course I didn't "beat him up". I just "walked" him in front of me very firmly to the lav while I held his arm. I am 6'2". It wasn't a problem. I got him there really fast before he even realized what was happening. And yes he stayed in there til we landed. Then he was met with another surprise and an escort. He had already shoved one of the FA's and he was totally out of control, unsafe and disturbing the rest of the pax. I had one FA hanging back there to kinda monitor him and he reported he was doing a lot of loud praying and babbling.
A Life Aloft
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I think all pilots who have flown for decades could write a book on the crazy crap that pax have pulled on flights. Playing chicken with the chicken. Love it!!! lol
I really... really REALLY hate to say this but we've had a small handful of people on the forum that wrote me emails pretty darned close to that!
"Yup, but we've got rules man and you've got to follow 'em like the other 99.9% of the users here"
"YAyayayayayayaaaaaaaargh!"
*sigh*
fholbert
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guywhoflies
Y'NO WUT IM SAYIN
I really... really REALLY hate to say this but we've had a small handful of people on the forum that wrote me emails pretty darned close to that!
"Yup, but we've got rules man and you've got to follow 'em like the other 99.9% of the users here"
"YAyayayayayayaaaaaaaargh!"
*sigh*
Well..."you're nothing but a chameleon, lemon-headed, coward, terrorist, •!!!":cwm27:
Just kidding...please don't ban me...I love it here...and you and Kristie have a beautiful living room...
Well..."you're nothing but a chameleon, lemon-headed, coward, terrorist, •!!!":cwm27:
Just kidding...please don't ban me...I love it here...and you and Kristie have a beautiful living room...
Didn't even raise my blood pressure.
Whenever I retire from this innterwebz world, I'm writing a boooooook oh man, it's gonna be good.