Favorite KLGB.
Least favorite - KTLH.
Non-fav: KCLT because we have the wrong company name on the plane to get any kind of takeoff priority. It seems like everytime I'm there we have to wait until there isn't anybody on final before they let us go, including a long final.
Favorite? Frankfurt because the controllers are so cranky, it's hilarious.
(800' AGL)
"Confirm Delta 106 cleared to land?"
"NEIN! Delta VON... ZERO... ZIXXxxxx. You are not cleared to land because I heff not cleared you to land yet. If you verr cleared to land, I vould zay 'Delta von zero zix cleared to land, but I did not. In fact, Delta von zero zix, cleared to land."
Flare!
Least Favorite:
Well, Frankfurt for the same reasons.
That is friggin hilarious Doug.Favorite? Frankfurt because the controllers are so cranky, it's hilarious.
(800' AGL)
"Confirm Delta 106 cleared to land?"
"NEIN! Delta VON... ZERO... ZIXXxxxx. You are not cleared to land because I heff not cleared you to land yet. If you verr cleared to land, I vould zay 'Delta von zero zix cleared to land, but I did not. In fact, Delta von zero zix, cleared to land."
Flare!
Least Favorite:
Well, Frankfurt for the same reasons.
Least favorite is ORD any time there is a rain drop or snow flake or cloud within 50 miles of the airport. The place just shuts down.
It's like wiping your ass with silk.All I do is imagine that blonde-haired French guy from The Matrix Merovingian (The Merovingian) so I just smile.
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