That one time on SLC approach that the controller responded with "oh my heck..."
3. Weak coffee: I need the caffeine, and I want to taste it.
4. Weak mojitos: I want the alcohol, and I need to taste it.
Don't leave out the "weekend warriors".
"Atlanta approach, Cessna niner one niner SHOOGA POP looking for a practice EYE ELLL A-YEESS to 9R, OVER?"
Wrong on SO many levels...
6. Domestic beer (except during any lake, river, or beach activity.): Self-explanatory.
People who know everything, if you did it, they've done it (better), if you have been there, they've been there (at least twice), anything you are going through, they've been there, done that. Uuuuugh!!!! drives me crazy!!!!!!!!
That one time on SLC approach that the controller responded with "oh my heck..."
Good point! I've just been innundated with associating "domestic" to the bar and restaurant specials:UNLESS, of course, it's a good microbrew. I would apply your #6 only to megabrews.....
People who think the left lane is for speeding.
It is my duty to go to the speed limit in the left lane preventing speeders from killing others.
I pray to Allah that you forgot the sarcasm tag?
Good point! I've just been innundated with associating "domestic" to the bar and restaurant specials:
Waitress: "$2 domestics tonight!"
Me: "Sweet! I'll have a Sam Adams."
Waitress: "Oh, that one doesn't count."
Me: "Ah. Of course not. That would be too.... lucky."
(ok, that last line is from a movie. Triple bonus cool points to whoever gets it.)
Oh, and big planes that cut in front of little planes just because they can.![]()
People who wear Bluetooth headsets when they don't need a free hand to answer the phone with (walking down the street, in a store, at a restaurant dinner table).
Me: "Sweet! I'll have a Sam Adams."
Consider yourself lucky, after living among the Utards for 15 years, I actually said it a few weeks agoThat one time on SLC approach that the controller responded with "oh my heck..."