You know those numbers and letters on your ticket?

[Boris Badenov]

They connote where you're supposed to sit. So $#&#&#ing sit there. This is the third flight in a ROW where I booked a window and arrived to find the person assigned the aisle or middle sitting in it. "Oh, do you care,?"

Yes, I care, that's why I booked that seat. Gtfo! This is why I'm not an Air Marshall, I'd be shooting people left and right.

 

[Jordan93]

It's better than, "hi, I think you're in my seat."

"Can I see your ticket?"

"Sir, B17 is the gate we're at. Your seat is 26D not 17B"



How do you people get this far in life?

 

[JordanD]

I'm ashamed to say... I've gotten in the wrong seat on deadheads before

 

[milleR]

"Oh, do you care,?"

Strictly out of curiosity, what level of "hot" do you need to get to in order for the answer to be "no"?

 

[Jordan93]

I'm ashamed to say... I've gotten in the wrong seat on deadheads before

The MSM headline would be, "Pilot steals seat from paying passenger"

 

[NovemberEcho]

Strictly out of curiosity, what level of "hot" do you need to get to in order for the answer to be "no"?

I don't know where the line is but I know I'm not above it.

 

[Roger Roger]

Y'all must have bad luck. I've not once in the last 5 years had this problem.

 

[azmedic]

Strictly out of curiosity, what level of "hot" do you need to get to in order for the answer to be "no"?

At least a 7


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[matthew]

I'm ashamed to say... I've gotten in the wrong seat on deadheads before

See if you were a CRJ driver your mind would be sharp.

 

[Boris Badenov]

Strictly out of curiosity, what level of "hot" do you need to get to in order for the answer to be "no"?

The Unicorn zone, at a minimum.

 

[milleR]

The Unicorn zone, at a minimum.

Conundrum, a Unicorn would never ask that question.

 

[JordanD]

See if you were a CRJ driver your mind would be sharp.

My mind checked out as soon as I finished my checkride.

 

[bLizZuE]

I tried to board a flight to the wrong place the other day. First time. Agent looked at me real funny.

 

[sweeps]

I tried to board a flight to the wrong place the other day. First time. Agent looked at me real funny.

I was on a flight from LAX-MIA on a 777 I think and when the FA mentioned that on the PA, the guy in front of me got up and said "oh I'm on the wrong plane" grabbed his bag and left. I always wondered how he got on the plane.

 

[ahw01]

But I'm always in seat 1A...

 

[Oxman]

At least a 7


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Is that an LA 7, a Miami 7, Cleveland 7, a West Virginia 7?
Because a Cleveland 7 is a Miami 4.5

 

[deadstick]

It's better than, "hi, I think you're in my seat."
"Can I see your ticket?"
"Sir, B17 is the gate we're at. Your seat is 26D not 17B"

How do you people get this far in life?

Participation trophies.


@Boris Badenov you might try switching to Sanka. You can't fix stupid no matter how hard you try.

 

[learhawkerbe400]

I'm ashamed to say... I've gotten in the wrong seat on deadheads before

Yea we all have. But it's the idiots who just sit in a seat that isn't theirs and then ask the person assigned the seat if they can have it who are the idiots.

 

[Beep]

I'm ashamed to say... I've gotten in the wrong seat on deadheads before

So have I.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

My mind checked out as soon as I finished my checkride.

Well, at least it lasted that long.