Woman Grabs TSA agents Breast is facing felony charges

Heard this through a friend of a friend. But a TSA agent was pulled over by the PD and issued a ticket. The TSA allegedly asked where the professional courtesy is for fellow law enforcement. The quick witted officer replies where was my professional courtesy when I went through security.

What is even more scary is these idiots think they are law enforcement.
 
Yeah, he just couldn't hack it at the airlines... didn't have the right stuff. Good thing he had some other options as a fall-back career. Maybe someday he'll get hired by a regional and fulfill his life's ambition. :D

I don't know, have you SEEN the attitude on that guy? Plus he can't control his temper... I think we all are best served with him having applied to GoJEt and being blacklisted.
 
I really hate to come even close to standing up for the TSA, BUT I dare anyone to go into a grocery store and give a titty twister to the girl working the register. The fact that this news story is slightly poetic doesn't negate how inappropriate this lady's actions are.

Yes I get they are largely useless, and I get that they grope people all day long, but in the eyes of the law I think they have real permission to do what they do whether we like it or not. If someone doesn't like what they do crude behavior is not the answer.
 
Heard this through a friend of a friend. But a TSA agent was pulled over by the PD and issued a ticket. The TSA allegedly asked where the professional courtesy is for fellow law enforcement. The quick witted officer replies where was my professional courtesy when I went through security.

What is even more scary is these idiots think they are law enforcement.

That would be the other side of the Administration - FFDOs and Air Marshals...

Although I do wonder if there's a good reason that TSOs aren't law enforcement officers of the United States.
 
I really hate to come even close to standing up for the TSA, BUT I dare anyone to go into a grocery store and give a titty twister to the girl working the register. The fact that this news story is slightly poetic doesn't negate how inappropriate this lady's actions are.
I'm glad you took the time to post this bit of reality....I agree although it pains me to defend the TSA, I think we are defending the individual from unwarranted personal attacks.
 
Although I do wonder if there's a good reason that TSOs aren't law enforcement officers of the United States.


Because they can't get background checks cleared as it is...Imagine what would happen if they tried giving a full blown LEO background check to half the people running the checkpoints....I'd imagine it'd be one way to get rid of the moronic masses...
 
Well, at least he's smiling before his pants fall off.
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Is that Donald Rumsfeld?
 
Because they can't get background checks cleared as it is...Imagine what would happen if they tried giving a full blown LEO background check to half the people running the checkpoints....I'd imagine it'd be one way to get rid of the moronic masses...

This would be great if it would get some traction.
 
I really hate to come even close to standing up for the TSA, BUT I dare anyone to go into a grocery store and give a titty twister to the girl working the register. The fact that this news story is slightly poetic doesn't negate how inappropriate this lady's actions are.

Yes I get they are largely useless, and I get that they grope people all day long, but in the eyes of the law I think they have real permission to do what they do whether we like it or not. If someone doesn't like what they do crude behavior is not the answer.

There's no way in hell anyone would be charged with felony sexual abuse. If they did that.

The Tub Stacking Agency wasn't happy when I moaned during my search and urged my pelvic area towards his hands last weekend....yeah I had to be pulled aside to speak to a supervisor.
 
Heard this through a friend of a friend. But a TSA agent was pulled over by the PD and issued a ticket. The TSA allegedly asked where the professional courtesy is for fellow law enforcement. The quick witted officer replies where was my professional courtesy when I went through security.

What is even more scary is these idiots think they are law enforcement.

For the life of me, I cannot be certain where I heard it (maybe on JC), but one pilot was telling of a TSA agent who tried to stop him in a parking lot by flashing a badge and telling him he didn't like the way he was driving.
 
The Tub Stacking Agency wasn't happy when I moaned during my search and urged my pelvic area towards his hands last weekend....yeah I had to be pulled aside to speak to a supervisor.

Next time just ask him if he likes Gladiator movies first.
 
There's no way in hell anyone would be charged with felony sexual abuse. If they did that.

The Tub Stacking Agency wasn't happy when I moaned during my search and urged my pelvic area towards his hands last weekend....yeah I had to be pulled aside to speak to a supervisor.
I don't know, man. I pretty sure some bad stuff would happen to me if I just started to torque the 18 year old girl's breast at the super market. What about if I got pulled over by a female cop and grabbed her titty? I doubt I would get just a wink and a chuckle and be sent on my way. Now obviously a TSA agent is more than a cashier and less than a cop. However we feel about the TSA this is in fact a violation that shouldn't be tolerated from anybody.
 
Yeah I heard of that happening a few times. I feel sorry for the SOB that tries that with me. First call would be to 911 and then I'd be making a citizen's arrest on the idiot.
 
I really hate to come even close to standing up for the TSA, BUT I dare anyone to go into a grocery store and give a titty twister to the girl working the register. The fact that this news story is slightly poetic doesn't negate how inappropriate this lady's actions are.

Yes I get they are largely useless, and I get that they grope people all day long, but in the eyes of the law I think they have real permission to do what they do whether we like it or not. If someone doesn't like what they do crude behavior is not the answer.

I'm not in disagreement with you on this one. My only point is that the cops and the lawyers shouldn't make it into something that it is not......ie sexual abuse. Was the lady off her rocker and completely in the wrong? Absolutely. Should she be able to get away with it just because it was a TSA agent? No. But she also doesn't deserve the heat from a felony charge and the predator list (if convicted) for doing it. I guarantee that wasn't her intent, no matter how deranged and out there the lady was.
 
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