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[ZapBrannigan]

I had to do a carpet dance back in 96’. A lady climbed aboard the Jetstream in Johnstown, PA whining about how small it is.

I said, “Greyhound station is at the bottom of the hill. Have a nice ride to Pittsburgh”

But the one that they still talk about today... is even worse...

Now for you young kids, the Jetstream is a 19 passenger turboprop. You board from a door in the back. No cockpit door or anything.

One day in Pittsburgh the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen climbs aboard the airplane, crawls all the way to the front and sits down right behind the cockpit. She has long dark hair, spectacular eyes, a great smile, and a body that would make you change your religion.

“Nice day for flying” I said in my best cool guy pilot voice.

“Who did you piss off to have to fly THIS thing?” she replied.

Without missing a beat I shot back “I slept with the bosses daughter.”

To which she mumbles, “Well you must not have been very good.”

OUCH!


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[Autothrust Blue]

I had to do a carpet dance back in 96’. A lady climbed aboard the Jetstream in Johnstown, PA whining about how small it is.

I said, “Greyhound station is at the bottom of the hill. Have a nice ride to Pittsburgh”

But the one that they still talk about today... is even worse...

Now for you young kids, the Jetstream is a 19 passenger turboprop. You board from a door in the back. No cockpit door or anything.

One day in Pittsburgh the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen climbs aboard the airplane, crawls all the way to the front and sits down right behind the cockpit. She has long dark hair, spectacular eyes, a great smile, and a body that would make you change your religion.

“Nice day for flying” I said in my best cool guy pilot voice.

“Who did you piss off to have to fly THIS thing?” she replied.

Without missing a beat I shot back “I slept with the bosses daughter.”

To which she mumbles, “Well you must not have been very good.”

OUCH!


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The sex was safe and the flying was dangerous, or something like that!

 

[Richman]

I had to do a carpet dance back in 96’. A lady climbed aboard the Jetstream in Johnstown, PA whining about how small it is.

I said, “Greyhound station is at the bottom of the hill. Have a nice ride to Pittsburgh”

But the one that they still talk about today... is even worse...

Now for you young kids, the Jetstream is a 19 passenger turboprop. You board from a door in the back. No cockpit door or anything.

One day in Pittsburgh the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen climbs aboard the airplane, crawls all the way to the front and sits down right behind the cockpit. She has long dark hair, spectacular eyes, a great smile, and a body that would make you change your religion.

“Nice day for flying” I said in my best cool guy pilot voice.

“Who did you piss off to have to fly THIS thing?” she replied.

Without missing a beat I shot back “I slept with the bosses daughter.”

To which she mumbles, “Well you must not have been very good.”

OUCH!


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Pwned. Fatality.

 

[CUTigerPilot]

At least if they’re on the first flight of the day out of HPN their plane sat overnight on the signature ramp...unless they fixed that god awful system.

Nope. Still have to taxi the plane over FFOD. ‍

 

[Screaming_Emu]

Nope. Still have to taxi the plane over FFOD. ‍

That was especially fun when it was snowy and cold.

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

Welcoming pax standing at the flight deck door one day at IAD for a flight to SFO on an A320, I had one guy get on the plane and say “this is a small plane.”



Who knows. Maybe all he ever flew was international.

 

[Screaming_Emu]

Welcoming pax standing at the flight deck door one day at IAD for a flight to SFO on an A320, I had one guy get on the plane and say “this is a small plane.”



Who knows. Maybe all he ever flew was international.

Yeah, that was me.

 

[z987k]

Yeah, that was me.

Anymore and I'm like is that a 73... 777? Idk they're both pretty small.

 

[nibake]

Anymore and I'm like is that a 73... 777? Idk they're both pretty small.

Now you guys are just showing off!

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Anymore and I'm like is that a 73... 777? Idk they're both pretty small.

Me flying the -321: look at all this airplane
Me flying the -319: Hey, where’d the airplane go?

 

[derg]

I had to do a carpet dance back in 96’. A lady climbed aboard the Jetstream in Johnstown, PA whining about how small it is.

I said, “Greyhound station is at the bottom of the hill. Have a nice ride to Pittsburgh”

But the one that they still talk about today... is even worse...

Now for you young kids, the Jetstream is a 19 passenger turboprop. You board from a door in the back. No cockpit door or anything.

One day in Pittsburgh the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen climbs aboard the airplane, crawls all the way to the front and sits down right behind the cockpit. She has long dark hair, spectacular eyes, a great smile, and a body that would make you change your religion.

“Nice day for flying” I said in my best cool guy pilot voice.

“Who did you piss off to have to fly THIS thing?” she replied.

Without missing a beat I shot back “I slept with the bosses daughter.”

To which she mumbles, “Well you must not have been very good.”

OUCH!


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Hiarlious!

It never goes away which is why people that associate worth with the size of their aircraft are going to end up alcoholics who spend too much time on Instagram.

I get the “eww, a small plane”, even on 321’s. Hell, I was FO on a 330-300 and people bitched about the size of the jet. I’d love to follow them to the parking lot and say “Eww, a Honda Accord. It’s such a quaint little car, I mean, FOR YOU. Did it come in a pack of two?”

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

Hiarlious!

It never goes away which is why people that associate worth with the size of their aircraft are going to end up alcoholics who spend too much time on Instagram.

I get the “eww, a small plane”, even on 321’s. Hell, I was FO on a 330-300 and people bitched about the size of the jet. I’d love to follow them to the parking lot and say “Eww, a Honda Accord. It’s such a quaint little car, I mean, FOR YOU. Did it come in a pack of two?”

So, anti Honda Accord! Lol.

 

[ASpilot2be]

Me flying the -321: look at all this airplane
Me flying the -319: Hey, where’d the airplane go?

Then I fly the 319 and realize how fun it is! Wheeeeee!

 

[derg]

So, anti Honda Accord! Lol.

No, the Accord is a reliable mid market car. Much like the 321 is a reliable large narrowbody aircraft.

Are we humoring today, Matthew?

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Then I fly the 319 and realize how fun it is! Wheeeeee!

Mmm. I’d still put the 320Neo at the top of my list of favorites though. Whisper quiet and plenty of thrust excess.

 

[ASpilot2be]

Mmm. I’d still put the 320Neo at the top of my list of favorites though. Whisper quiet and plenty of thrust excess.

Thats true! I do enjoy that airplane a lot. My first time in the 319 was after four legs in the 321, and we were super light. We were a rocket leaving STL.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Thats true! I do enjoy that airplane a lot. My first time in the 319 was after four legs in the 321, and we were super light. We were a rocket leaving STL.

I’m probably just a bad pilot but I have a harder time making consistently decent landings in the 321. That thing enjoys sneaking up behind me, decking me and taking my lunch money every so often.

I really like the -321, though; ramp presence and such. For our stage lengths the performance is still pretty okay for the most part, though I did find myself wishing it would go higher to Managua the other day.

 

[ASpilot2be]

I’m probably just a bad pilot but I have a harder time making consistently decent landings in the 321. That thing enjoys sneaking up behind me, decking me and taking my lunch money every so often.

I really like the -321, though; ramp presence and such. For our stage lengths the performance is still pretty okay for the most part, though I did find myself wishing it would go higher to Managua the other day.

I am getting closer to figuring out landings in the jet. I got a decent one in Denver last night. I consider it a fluke. And I too wish we could get higher in the 321. We got to 310 LAS to DEN last night.

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

I am getting closer to figuring out landings in the jet. I got a decent one in Denver last night. I consider it a fluke. And I too wish we could get higher in the 321. We got to 310 LAS to DEN last night.

310, that's all? Were you heavy? Or the wing just quit flying?

 

[jtrain609]

I’m probably just a bad pilot but I have a harder time making consistently decent landings in the 321. That thing enjoys sneaking up behind me, decking me and taking my lunch money every so often.

I really like the -321, though; ramp presence and such. For our stage lengths the performance is still pretty okay for the most part, though I did find myself wishing it would go higher to Managua the other day.

Flare 10' higher. It's about a half second difference but then you aren't trying to save it as she bottoms out sooner than you expect.