Will they give points?

[Skåning]

Or the people above me that inevitably stomp from one side of the room to the other.
"Well, they have to go to bed eventually."
Nope, apparently they're getting their 10,000 steps with concrete shoes until 2am in a Hampton Inn.

Then you call the front desk and they tell you the room above is empty

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

Could you imagine checking in with the crew? "Ok, if it's this floor, I want one of these six rooms, if it's close to the hub, I want an odd-numbered room. Can you send a refrigerator up? is there a microwave? I don't want to be too close to the ice machine but I don't want it to be a long wal...."

"DAMMIT, let Skippy get us checked in and you guys can have at it"

Those types.




[6000 ft going into LA]

[DING]

"Um, hello?"

"Hey I know we're below 10k but just wanted to let you know there's a situation. We had to give out a yellow card."

"Uh. Ok. Are they complying now, mask on?"

"Yes"


[internal thought at 6000 ft]... Da FAQ are you calling me for?!