Why wear the monkey suit?

I sat next to a unkempt guy at the DTW Taco Bell (rest in peace, sweet Taco Bell, you shall be missed) that couldn't tuck in the tail of his shirt because his belly was so big, wrinkled shirt, that was bitching how Delta only hires women.

Umm, yehhhhhhhhh….

That's when you should have leaned in and said "and black guys!"

(For those uninitiated, that's the second half of the complaint that old white guys like to make as to why they aren't at Delta despite the fact they don't even have their applications in)
 
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