heading180
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any ideas?
Where's the DCA thread?
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FatBastard
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Its HERE!!
180, check out RANTS IN YOUR PANTS.COM
ASIDE FROM THAT, HOW ARE THINGS GOING IN THE 4TH REICH? -UM I MEAN AHH- THAT SCHOOL AT SFB WITH THE INITIALS D-C-A ?
ARE YOU GUYS HAVING TO SAY "-SIEG HEIL!!"- WHEN THE PRESIDENT (FUHERER) WALKS PAST AND GIVE THE NAZI SALUTE??
WHEN YOU GUYS REFUSE TO, OR TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THE PLACE, ARE YOU SENT TO THE CONCENTRATION CAMP AT AUSWITCHZ ?
HOW MANY INSTRUCTORS HAVE BEEN GASSED, SHOT OR LIQUIDATED FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE FUHERER AND THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION?
ARE YOU GUYS PLANNING ON INVADING POLAND ANYTIME SOON??
NOT ABOUT TO REMILATARIZE THE RHINELAND ARE YOU?
ANY PLANS TO SEND THE SS OUT FOR DOUG AND KRISTI...........AGAIN??
(The stuff you can learn on the History Channel!!) 180, don't take it personal, (It was not directed toward you) I was just having some fun with management.
heading180 said:
180, check out RANTS IN YOUR PANTS.COM
ASIDE FROM THAT, HOW ARE THINGS GOING IN THE 4TH REICH? -UM I MEAN AHH- THAT SCHOOL AT SFB WITH THE INITIALS D-C-A ?
ARE YOU GUYS HAVING TO SAY "-SIEG HEIL!!"- WHEN THE PRESIDENT (FUHERER) WALKS PAST AND GIVE THE NAZI SALUTE??
WHEN YOU GUYS REFUSE TO, OR TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THE PLACE, ARE YOU SENT TO THE CONCENTRATION CAMP AT AUSWITCHZ ?
HOW MANY INSTRUCTORS HAVE BEEN GASSED, SHOT OR LIQUIDATED FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE FUHERER AND THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION?
ARE YOU GUYS PLANNING ON INVADING POLAND ANYTIME SOON??
NOT ABOUT TO REMILATARIZE THE RHINELAND ARE YOU?
ANY PLANS TO SEND THE SS OUT FOR DOUG AND KRISTI...........AGAIN??
(The stuff you can learn on the History Channel!!) 180, don't take it personal, (It was not directed toward you) I was just having some fun with management.
heading180
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okay.. i guess
WOW..I still work there and want to keep my job there.. so .. maybe i will see you guys in another thread.
WOW..I still work there and want to keep my job there.. so .. maybe i will see you guys in another thread.
DCApilot2006
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heading180 said:
What do you mean? You just started THIS week? You have NOOOO idea.
heading180
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heading180
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Do you know who I am DCA2006? Just wondering who you were. Send me a PM if you want.
FatBastard
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Don't Do It!!
DCA, DON'T DO IT!!
"RUMOR HAS IT 180 IS BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY THE GESTAPO AND WAS BEATEN SENSELESS BY FUHRER MONTGOMERY ALONG WITH GENERAL O'BRIEN- APPARENTLY, 180 ASKED TO MANY QUESTIONS ON JETCAREERS THAT MADE SENSE.
SOMEONE ELSE HAS ASSUMED HIS HANDLE.
IF YOU P.M. HIM AND THEY WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, YOUR FAMILY WILL BE GASSED!! (What actually happens is that they feed "Heavy Debbie" in dispatch qaudruple her daily rations of navy beans and then you are forced to be in an airtight room with her............ and oh yeah, she has a personal outside air supply- you, however don't- and her flatulence is DEADLY!!!)
AND IF THAT DOESN'T DO IT, THEY HAVE PHOTOS OF HER IN A THONG!!!
I'VE SEEN MANY AN INSTRUCTOR "CRACK" ON THAT FORM OF TORTURE, MOST GET LABOTOMIZED, OTHER TURN INTO QUIVERING VEGETABLES, STILL
OTHERS, COME BACK TO DELDUD CONAZI ACADEMY AS PRESIDENT, OR THE DIRECTOR OF TRAINING. (EXCLUDING PAT MURPHY)
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO POSSIBLY EXPOSE YOURSELF TO THOSE FORMS OF TORTURE??
THINK MAN -MY GOD THINK!!!
(LOL)
DCA, DON'T DO IT!!
"RUMOR HAS IT 180 IS BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY THE GESTAPO AND WAS BEATEN SENSELESS BY FUHRER MONTGOMERY ALONG WITH GENERAL O'BRIEN- APPARENTLY, 180 ASKED TO MANY QUESTIONS ON JETCAREERS THAT MADE SENSE.
SOMEONE ELSE HAS ASSUMED HIS HANDLE.
IF YOU P.M. HIM AND THEY WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, YOUR FAMILY WILL BE GASSED!! (What actually happens is that they feed "Heavy Debbie" in dispatch qaudruple her daily rations of navy beans and then you are forced to be in an airtight room with her............ and oh yeah, she has a personal outside air supply- you, however don't- and her flatulence is DEADLY!!!)
AND IF THAT DOESN'T DO IT, THEY HAVE PHOTOS OF HER IN A THONG!!!
I'VE SEEN MANY AN INSTRUCTOR "CRACK" ON THAT FORM OF TORTURE, MOST GET LABOTOMIZED, OTHER TURN INTO QUIVERING VEGETABLES, STILL
OTHERS, COME BACK TO DELDUD CONAZI ACADEMY AS PRESIDENT, OR THE DIRECTOR OF TRAINING. (EXCLUDING PAT MURPHY)
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO POSSIBLY EXPOSE YOURSELF TO THOSE FORMS OF TORTURE??
THINK MAN -MY GOD THINK!!!
(LOL)
DCApilot2006
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Bastard, That has got to be the funniest thing I've read around here in ages. The best thing about Debbie is walking up to that counter at 6:30am and telling her the ADF is inop on the turd she just gave you. Don't forget to hide below the counter when she THROWS the can your way.
H46Bubba
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Oh to my amazement when I finally get internet back that the DCA gestapo has finally gotten their wish. I'm appauled that I was ever a student and an employee. They've lost my support. I will no longer say anything remotely nice about the place. They've been firing people left and right, since I left. A buch of candy A$$' now. Lets got to Momma DAL and tell them what horrible people post on that website and how incredulouse Doug taylor a Delta employee is for hosting the website. I'd love to walk right into the new presidents office and give him the two bird salute and show him my white hairy A$$. Maybe he's due for a visit from the phantom crapper. The look on his face when he finds a nice steaming log on his desk. LOL! Okay I've vented and givent my $0.02!
DE727UPS
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My big complaint has always been their marketing. I'm grateful that when the DCA guys leave they have over 1000 total and good experience as a CFI, unlike the direct track type programs.
Unfortunately, I haven't seen anything change for the better since we started talking about this when you were still flying there.
Unfortunately, I haven't seen anything change for the better since we started talking about this when you were still flying there.
FatBastard
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To answer your question......Kristi........
To answer your question as to why the Fuhrer hasn't called......
Unfortunately, the Fuhrer is trapped!! You see, the Fuhrer told heavy Debbie that her ration of saurkraut and sausage was being cut from 20 servings a day down to 19, thus prompting her to wedge the Fuhrer in between her butt
cheeks- besides the vice like grip, she has threatened to flatulate him to death unless her rations are upped back again to 20, and she would like to be fed a gallon of gravy intravaneously as compensation for pain and suffering.
I know this seems a little hard to believe, "butt" my source tells me this is true.
Word to the wise, the Gestapo has put out a bulletin for you and Dougs' capture- the reward you ask should you just turn yourselves in? You must sell your souls to the Fuhrer himself and lie about the true nature of the Dark.....er I mean they can help save young Padme from certain death...
and help anyone willing to pay tribute to the Riech and butt kiss.
Please reference Star Wars episode 3 and Top Secret- a movie that came out in the 80s' that made fun of German War movies, funny stuff!!
Hope you got a laugh out of this one.
Kristie said:
To answer your question as to why the Fuhrer hasn't called......
Unfortunately, the Fuhrer is trapped!! You see, the Fuhrer told heavy Debbie that her ration of saurkraut and sausage was being cut from 20 servings a day down to 19, thus prompting her to wedge the Fuhrer in between her butt
cheeks- besides the vice like grip, she has threatened to flatulate him to death unless her rations are upped back again to 20, and she would like to be fed a gallon of gravy intravaneously as compensation for pain and suffering.
I know this seems a little hard to believe, "butt" my source tells me this is true.
Word to the wise, the Gestapo has put out a bulletin for you and Dougs' capture- the reward you ask should you just turn yourselves in? You must sell your souls to the Fuhrer himself and lie about the true nature of the Dark.....er I mean they can help save young Padme from certain death...
and help anyone willing to pay tribute to the Riech and butt kiss.
Please reference Star Wars episode 3 and Top Secret- a movie that came out in the 80s' that made fun of German War movies, funny stuff!!
Hope you got a laugh out of this one.
FatBastard
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Oh Yeah!
So what is a sch...ahhh- never mind.
Delta Connection Academy, a battle of wits with an unarmed man!!
LONG LIVE THE PHANTOM CRAPPER!!
Doug Taylor said:When you travel to a foreign country where you've had no formal training in their language, you learn to order food, beer and ask where the loo is real quick!
So what is a sch...ahhh- never mind.
Delta Connection Academy, a battle of wits with an unarmed man!!
LONG LIVE THE PHANTOM CRAPPER!!
DCApilot2006
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Hey Fat Bastard, you been over to Rants lately? Be sure to wear your gloves! It's starting to get toasty warm.:argue::argue::argue:
FatBastard
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Wow!!
Checked it out, DCA, man things are really going to hell in a hand backet down there!!
Care to share what the environment is like down there now?
LONG LIVE THE PHANTOM CRAPPER!!
DCApilot2006 said:
Checked it out, DCA, man things are really going to hell in a hand backet down there!!
Care to share what the environment is like down there now?
LONG LIVE THE PHANTOM CRAPPER!!