When to Start a family

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Yeah it's probably better that he doesn't....

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Unless that responsibility comes by accident, then the responsibility is all mine. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
Well, you could just never have sex and then you won't have to worry about any accidents. Or "accidents". /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
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Well, you could just never have sex and then you won't have to worry about any accidents. Or "accidents". /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Now what would be the fun in that? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
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Well kids are funner than sex......

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LIES! I DEMAND a study done on this subject, and we're going to need test subjects. I understand there is going to be a gathering of us in Vegas here in a few weeks and there is going to be a lot of drinking involved. This could be the perfect catalyst for...
 
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Well kids are funner than sex......

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What kind of crack are you smoking? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

How can crying babies be funner than sex?

.......and I guess it depends who you're with too, regards the "fun" thing. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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Well kids are funner than sex......

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LIES! I DEMAND a study done on this subject, and we're going to need test subjects. I understand there is going to be a gathering of us in Vegas here in a few weeks and there is going to be a lot of drinking involved. This could be the perfect catalyst for...

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I'm with you on that, John. We're going to have to have a "controlled environment" test on this matter, since it's of national importance, IMO.

....and no better place than Vegas.
 
Speaking of babies, and how much I love them. A few months ago, I'm in Barnes and Noble. I'm standing in one of the aisles perusing a book. About 10 feet from me is this 20-something mom with her baby in it's stroller. She's perusing a book with her back to me, and her baby (probably about 9-12 months old) is staring at me and smiling. So I look at the kid and give a mean grimace.....and the kid gets scared and starts crying. The mom turns around and looks at me (I have a straight face), and says "I'm so sorry....." as she calms her kid down. I say "no problem, it's no problem at all.." and continue reading. She calms the kid down and gets back to reading. Kid looks at me again, and the same thing again...repeat. She calms the kid down and apologizes to me again. She goes back to reading. Same thing...repeat. She finally tells her kid, who is pointing to me and crying, "I just can't take you anywhere....." and puts her book away and wheels her and her kid out of there.

Mission accomplished. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
LOL you're really an ass mike!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif




and i like sex...a lot...it's a lot of fun...just gotta make sure that future responsibility only shows up when it's desired not when it's a mistake /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bandit.gif
 
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LOL you're really an ass mike!!

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I didn't say sex isn't fun. (Nor did I say it is....) But *I* think kids are funner. They last longer. They are much cuter. They can take instructions pretty well and you can boss them around....you can make them wear what ever you want them to....they have imagination and energy....they don't care if you made a crappy dinner or didn't do the dishes....I could on but you get the point. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
 
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LOL you're really an ass mike!!

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I didn't say sex isn't fun. (Nor did I say it is....) But *I* think kids are funner. They last longer. They are much cuter. They can take instructions pretty well and you can boss them around....you can make them wear what ever you want them to....they have imagination and energy....they don't care if you made a crappy dinner or didn't do the dishes....I could on but you get the point. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

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But they're so much.....responsibility!

And I have to buy them toys that I wish I had.
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No, our 5th anniversary is Sept 9th and since we had no honeymoon and nothing more then dinner and a movie on other anniversaries we are going all out on this one, which leaves nothing left for Vegas. (Unless some one wants to start a "Get The Wife and Corbin to Vegas" charity drive /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif ) Plus I'll be half way through my pregnancy, not a good time to head to the Vegas heat...
 
But Amber's coming /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif so..so..so.......you should be ok with hanging out with us girls and hitting studio 54!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

so... who would like to pitch in on the "Get TheWife and Corbin to Vegas" charity drive?? I'll pitch in $20! besides, I'd like to meet the mysterious Corbin too... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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But Amber's coming /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif so..so..so.......you should be ok with hanging out with us girls and hitting studio 54!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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Sounds good to me.

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so... who would like to pitch in on the "Get TheWife and Corbin to Vegas" charity drive?? I'll pitch in $20! besides, I'd like to meet the mysterious Corbin too... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I don't think he's allowed to go anyplace. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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Well kids are funner than sex......

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*cough*

Have Corbin call Smilin' Bob of Enzyte fame!
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Kids are a never ending supply of entertainment. Sex lasts what, 4 or 5 hours at best?



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Kids are a never ending supply of entertainment. Sex lasts what, 4 or 5 hours at best?


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Best? Hmm....
 
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