mine was a joke i played on a fellow controller`over the freq on a day i was flying my brother down the lake shore for the Chicago tour, i dialed up 133.5 which is the low alt arrival sector for KORD arrivals from the northeast to see who was working and it was a new guy we got from KGRR named Jim Schmidt. Smitty was a good guy but loved to talk on the freq wayyyyy toooo much ,a real pilots pal.the sector wasnt very busy so i said to my brother " hay lisiten to this"
ME... chicago center N5171L
Smitty... N5171L chicago go ahead sir
ME.... yea center i got a little problem and wonder if you can help me out.
Smitty... sure sir what do you need. (well now i got him hooked)
ME... well center it appears i just Schmitt My Pants.(we would call jim a "schmitt head" as a nick name)
well there was about 10 seconds of silence...........................
Smitty... AAAAHHHH say again sir.
ME...yea center i think i just Schmitt my pants can you help me out with this?
well there was another 10 seconds of silence than another voice came on, it was smittys trainer one of my friends name BOB.
BOB...AAAAHHH sir not sure what we can do for you.
well after that i told them it was ME and we all had a good laugh about it.oh and there was a Lufthansa 747 on the freq at the time i wonder what they were thinking
Hans das amaerkan ist a hozenschizer
YA dunkoff!