So Jesus and Satan are arguing over who is a more skillful computer user and God finally gets tired of hearing it and says, "ok, we are going to have a two hour compitition and who ever does better is the winner." Jesus and Satan agree to it and sit down at their computers and for the next hour and 55 minutes they email and browse and type documents and build spreadsheets, they code, they watch DVDs and listen to MP3s. And at the hour and 55 minute mark, there is a big storm and there is lightning flying all over the place and of course, the power goes out. Satan starts cursing at his computer screen while Jesus goes and gets something to eat while he is waiting. Well, finally the power comes back on and Satan is getting more and more frantic trying to find the stuff he had done, that of course was lost when the power went out. Meanwhile Jesus starts printing out everything he has done over the past two hours. "That's not fair," screams Satan "he's cheating... how does he still have his work and I don't have mine?" And God just laughs and says "Jesus saves..."