There is only one really challenging one in Denver, this individual has to key the mic to think and then after issuing instructions will continue to explain the reasoning behind the decision making. The problem with this is that explanation comes while the aircraft receiving instructions reads them back, hilarity ensues.
May the flying green spaghetti monster help you if it is a deicing day...
They also move around there because I’ve heard this person on both A and C. I waited for what seemed like an eternity at 3W right after the United RJ migration to the new gates at A once with said controller while the poor Icelandic guys just stopped in the middle of the ramp. It really is funny if you can just step back and enjoy the ride of how messed up things can get.
And now that we are in the new gates in SFO, I do miss yelling ahoy!