We're never going to NJC ever again. Ever.

[Malko]

You know what's awesome, is that he'll be 21 just as I'm about to retire.

The stories I'll tell about his old man are going. to. be. EPIC.

"Get uncle Doug another PBR and lets talk about dad and that time with the spider monkey, dwarf-tossing and what happened after the cops showed up. Oh and the tranny, I can't forget the part about the tranny."

I gots pictures of the time John and Doug decided to go swimming with ESF and others fully clothed.....

 

[pullup]

Wow. Congrats. It is your moral imperative to reproduce to prevent the future predicted in Idiocracy. That's why I'm not having kids.

Well that and you're ugly.

 

[ComplexHiAv8r]

CONGRATS!!!!

 

[darrenf]

Well that and you're ugly.

An ugly human race can still progress though, so I don't consider that a factor. That and my fiancé looks good enough to cancel me out.

 

[pullup]

An ugly human race can still progress though, so I don't consider that a factor. That and my fiancé looks good enough to cancel me out.

Hmmm, I see you have chose wisely. Emily did not.


Congrats you two.

 

[Seggy]

Congrats!

 

[Matt13C]

Good stuff! Lots of fun headed your way.

 

[Hacker15e]

Congrats.

Your lives will never be the same...for the better!

Don't worry, her hormones will be back to normal.....well.....my son is 10 and I'm still waiting.

 

[MikeD]

Once I get a job at your shop, you'll have to bid SLC 320A so we can raise some hell, holmes

You are never leaving Xjet. Don't fool yourself.

 

[smack300]

Congrats!! thats awesome

 

[turbomax97]

Congratulations! I'll send over whatever Just for Men I have left from the first one

 

[frog_flyer]

Congrats Em and JH!

 

[HRDiva]

This is wonderful news! Please have Emily share it on Jetgirls beause a lot of the women there will be so happy to hear this!

 

[WacoFan]

Congrats - I was going to make a snide remark about Emily being artificially inseminated because you are really a girl. Or a crack about hatching a young communist hellspawn. Or a crack about numerous things - but my heart isn't in it and I'm really happy for you guys.

 

[FlyChicaga]

I'm super happy for you both! Congrats guys!!!

 

[Kristie]

Congratulations John & Emily!

 

[Maurus]

Congrats!

You can still make NJC. My parents have found ways to either go on a vacation or on business trips during my birthdays without me getting too messed up.

 

[MarkE]

Congrats to you both! If you're a good father you'll have your kid up to speed on the 26 rudiments ASAP.

 

[rd757]

Congrats John!! That's great news mayne!

 

[falconvalley]

Wow that's great news!