I finally rescheduled my checkride, but not with the SAT FSDO. SAT FSDO would not return my calls after I tried them four times over the past week. In fact, I could never get a human on the phone, only answering machines. Why? I don't know.
So I called the DAL FSDO and they promptly set me up for march 3rd. I'll have to fly to Love Field for the ckrd and I'll be in a mostly unfamiliar area, not to mention class B, but at least I get an unbiased fresh start with my examiner. Thanks for all the help on this thread.