Wanna grab a beer at the Applebee's tonight?

My friend heard this during a job fair when he told the applicant about minimum qualifications.

"Whatever, you'll need me. I'll wait"

"K…."

I cannot freaking wait until the day I see some dude with 2 DUIs and full sleeved tats get hired on at Delta so we can say "shortage brah!"
 
My friend heard this during a job fair when he told the applicant about minimum qualifications.

"Whatever, you'll need me. I'll wait"

Why would someone even show up at a job fair if they didn't meet the minimum qualifications?
 
You guys ready for summer?

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Why would someone even show up at a job fair if they didn't meet the minimum qualifications?

Oh you'd be surprised.

"yeah I almost have my degree but the concept is stupid and I'm pretty close"
 
Oh you'd be surprised.

"yeah I almost have my degree but the concept is stupid and I'm pretty close"
For the record, in case my name is scarred by someone else, BY CHANCE (it happens), I never said, nor agree, with that. Hence to forth I will go by B767 on my resume. Background check I'll use my real name. You can have my finger prints too.
 
"So what airline did you come from?"

"How do you like it here so far?"

"Eh, when I get home my wife's got me doing another home improvement project. What about yours? Does your wife make you do stuff?"

"You missed out on the good ole days!"

"For tomorrow, I'll take the first leg. You cool with that sport?"

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Nights on the road where I'm at have very similar talk. We have to force talking about something other than work related stuff. Usually we still end up talking about it. The difference is that I only overnight like once or twice a month instead of 10 or 12.
 
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