Wanna grab a beer at the Applebee's tonight?

[Cal Goat]

 

[JordanD]

Sure! We can talk about work!

 

[Stone Cold]

Dude, I told you no pictures of me when we met...

 

[Cal Goat]

Sure! We can talk about work!

Those jokers in crew scheduling really pissed me off last week. See what happened was...

 

[Cal Goat]

Dude, I told you no pictures of me when we met...

Those were some sharp dad jeans. I don't even have to fly with you to know what a great aviator you are.

 

[Screaming_Emu]

Those jokers in crew scheduling really pissed me off last week. See what happened was...

"And then I told them..."

 

[Jordan93]

Dad's been buying shoes similar to these for 15 years. Everytime he gets a new pair it's the same one! AKA the pedophile 11's

 

[phill1174]

This wins post of the night. Reminds me of the time I went out to eat with one of the F/A's and he says "you look like a gangster more than a pilot". I think he felt better once the captain came down to the lobby with the starter pack on.

 

[Cal Goat]

"And then I told them..."

"See, Joe, you can't ever do them a favor because they'll just screw you over!"

 

[A150K]

Sure! We can talk about work!

Work Work Work Work Work

 

[Inverted]

So I just read on the employee forum...."

 

[Cal Goat]

So I just read on the employee forum...."

"You applied to the legacies? Yeah, I can't afford the paycut. Been here too long."

 

[derg]

"You applied to the legacies? Yeah, I can't afford the paycut. Been here too long."

"Earth is flat"

"Where does the sun go every evening?"

*befuddled*

 

[Inverted]

"It is tempting to apply, but we start negotiations again in 5 years and the next contract is gonna be the one..."

 

[Inverted]

"Earth is flat"

"Where does the sun go every evening?"

*befuddled*

Clearly you ain't woke. The North Star always points north, and the universe spins around it.

 

[derg]

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! (the sign of some real interesting though processes)

 

[Soul Brotha']

Orders Mic Ultra. Shows pics of him and his gun collection. Tells ya, "We're merging with XXX airline in the next year. Writing is on the wall."

 

[derg]

"I'm better off staying at Sun Country because Delta is in the finishing touches of merging with us so I'll do much better with date-of-hire"

 

[Inverted]

"Why leave where I'm at, the shortage is gonna get so bad that management has to do something if they want to keep pilots, they have to, I'll just wait."

 

[Cal Goat]

"Why leave where I'm at, the shortage is gonna get so bad that management has to do something if they want to keep pilots, they have to, I'll just wait."

I think the long term strategy is to replace pilots with robots.