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I said wrong hole, I didn’t say stop
“Uh Seattle Ops, we’re still waitin’ on the fuelers…”
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ChasenSFO
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The number of times I've seen people doing potable water and a lava service on a CRJ-200/700 simultaneously is greater than 0 but less than probably 15.
Apple “Intelligence” blended with autocorrect.
I’m a ‘touch typer’ and the amount of gibberish AC ‘corrects’ my typing into makes me look like a bigger moron than I actually am.
But is it thoooooo? We don’t judge here!
Minuteman
I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT AUTOMOTIVE LIGHTING!
Meanwhile on the other side of the country last week:
"Global airport ground and cargo services provider Swissport has agreed to pay $3.1 million to settle a lawsuit brought by the state of Massachusetts, which alleged the company “violated various state employment laws” at Boston Logan International Airport (BOS).
“Swissport failed to make timely payments to workers, failed to pay employees overtime rates for hours worked in excess of 40 hr. per week and failed to maintain accurate employee payroll records,” Campbell said in a statement. She added that “nearly all of Swissport’s Logan Airport workers were impacted by the alleged violations.”
aviationweek.com
"Global airport ground and cargo services provider Swissport has agreed to pay $3.1 million to settle a lawsuit brought by the state of Massachusetts, which alleged the company “violated various state employment laws” at Boston Logan International Airport (BOS).
“Swissport failed to make timely payments to workers, failed to pay employees overtime rates for hours worked in excess of 40 hr. per week and failed to maintain accurate employee payroll records,” Campbell said in a statement. She added that “nearly all of Swissport’s Logan Airport workers were impacted by the alleged violations.”
Swissport Settles Suit Over Alleged Boston Logan Pay Irregularities | Aviation Week Network
Swissport has agreed to pay $3.1 million to settle a lawsuit that alleged the company “violated various state employment laws” at Boston Logan.
aviationweek.com
Lawman
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There is a reason we make diesel and gas pump nozzles in different sizes and people still manage to F that up.
Richman
JC’s Resident Curmudgeon
Or jet fuel into pistons.
Inverted
mmmmmm wine
My girlfriend once told me she wanted somebody larger. So I put the diesel nozzle in her car and ruined her engine.
Slay, King!
DeltaAlphaNovember
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Back when I worked at the FBO in CLT we had some guys fill a King Air with Avgas instead of Jet-A. And my step-niece managed to put diesel in her car instead of gas. Apparently the nozzle was the same size on both pumps. Not sure how she missed the green handle though.
Lawman
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In Europe they’re black…
Also and completely unrelated, I know and Army Major who’s nickname is “Mo-Gas” because of a similar issue… dude speaks 3 languages and has a masters.
///AMG
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I waterboarded my GF with DEF. Take that you anti diesel •!!!!!!!
///AMG
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Seems pretty expected. I make all my O-4's drink mo-gas so they don't accidentally fill our jets with diesel, as I say "taste test first young men!"
ERfly
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I don't taste the fuel, but I will taste the oil off the dipstick, a la Derek from VGG.