Two Dead in Bonanza Crash in South Florida [Video]

[Space Monkey]

Yeah, but apes are gonna ape, man. You know what doesn’t ape? A computer.

Look back. I said that.

In fairness, even computers sometimes ape. And when computers ape, it's usually really bad... ironically, for precisely the same reason that the computer rarely effs up in the first place.

But yeah, in general, unless actual piloting needs to happen due to the type of mission, exigencies of the mission, or unscheduled events occurring during the bus ride, computers are better at manipulating control surfaces than most apes or even most humans.

Be better, or be replaced. As it stands right now, most managements would happily replace us with computers. Soon enough the managers and the computer programmers will be replaced by computers. Then we can all melt into our barcaloungers snoring before Netflix as our slurpies ooze down our chests over our bellies.

Bigger picture questions folks might want to start asking themselves: "What is the point of an economy?" "What is the point of us?"

 

[Richman]

Wow, this is like the modern version of “Blood Flows Red on the Highway” and other bizarre Driver’s Ed “shock films” from the 50s-60s.

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

Wow, this is like the modern version of “Blood Flows Red on the Highway” and other bizarre Driver’s Ed “shock films” from the 50s-60s.

Are you familiar with the actual statistics? About 40,000 people die every single year from traffic fatalities. This isn't an after school special. It's a very real problem that everybody just pretty much ignores.

 

[Richman]

Are you familiar with the actual statistics? About 40,000 people die every single year from traffic fatalities. This isn't an after school special. It's a very real problem that everybody just pretty much ignores.

Sorry, I only have room for 1 world ending catastrophe at a time on my cro-magnon cassette based storage device. You’ll have to get in line behind COVID hyperreaction, climate change, styrofoam cups, the demise of the independent cinema, American indifference of the game of Soccer, and the shortage of cat litter.

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

Man, must suck to not be able to think about more than one thing at once! Another argument for mandatory Age 60, I suppose.

 

[Richman]

Man, must suck to not be able to think about more than one thing at once! Another argument for mandatory Age 60, I suppose.

Please flip to side B to continue this conversation.

And be kind, rewind.

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

Look back. I said that.

In fairness, even computers sometimes ape. And when computers ape, it's usually really bad... ironically, for precisely the same reason that the computer rarely effs up in the first place.

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

Have you watched Project X?

EDIT: that was a chimp though.

PLOT TWIST

Chimps are apes. And the closet ape genetically to man.

My anthropologist neighbor growing up made it simple for me. Monkeys have tails. Apes don't.

You're welcome.

 

[Nark]

Ahhh yes, the typical if it ain’t boeing I ain’t going crowd.
There’s a reason the pilots went to jail after that and the 320 out sold the 737; still does.

 

[fholbert]

Ahhh yes, the typical if it ain’t boeing I ain’t going crowd.
There’s a reason the pilots went to jail after that and the 320 out sold the 737; still does.

All that post had was video of a well documented aircraft accident. Are you claiming that’s fake news?

 

[Nark]

All that post had was video of a well documented aircraft accident. Are you claiming that’s fake news?

 

[BobDDuck]

All that post had was video of a well documented aircraft accident. Are you claiming that’s fake news?

Maybe you have to know Max... or maybe you have to be able to infer things. Either way... you didn't check either of those boxes apparently.

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

Ahhh yes, the typical if it ain’t boeing I ain’t going crowd.
There’s a reason the pilots went to jail after that and the 320 out sold the 737; still does.

Did you not see the smiling emoji???

 

[Nark]

Did you not see the smiling emoji???

Call me old fashioned.

I was
Expecting to

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

Are you familiar with the actual statistics? About 40,000 people die every single year from traffic fatalities. This isn't an after school special. It's a very real problem that everybody just pretty much ignores.

Because those deaths aren't contagious!!!!!!


It's just science, duh.

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

I hate that voiceover. That is not a plane flown by a computer. It was flown by 2 pilots, a CA who took specific actions to be on the back side of the power curve.

 

[fholbert]

I hate that voiceover. That is not a plane flown by a computer. It was flown by 2 pilots, a CA who took specific actions to be on the back side of the power curve.

Looks like it worked!

 

[Nick]

I hate that voiceover. That is not a plane flown by a computer. It was flown by 2 pilots, a CA who took specific actions to be on the back side of the power curve.

I like that voiceover.

It's great for sending to people who are considering bidding to the Airbus and are senior to me.

Tell 'em to right click the video in youtube, select "Loop" and crank up that volume.

 

[🦈💜]

Man, I tell you, self-driving cars already drive better than humans.


I'm so glad people are taking upon themselves to test these cars on public roads.

I feel safer already.

 

[trafficinsight]

Man, I tell you, self-driving cars already drive better than humans.


I'm so glad people are taking upon themselves to test these cars on public roads.

I feel safer already.

God can you imagine being stuck behind this menace?