TSA thwarts Vampire

[invadertim]

Vampire straw found in BOS. I had no idea such a thing existed.
'Vampire straw' confiscated from traveler at Boston airport | CNN

 

[Beep]

I’m waiting for the “ tactical assault straw “ version before I spend any money on one.
it amazes me that people can drink a smoothie through a straw that isn’t flat black, with a flashlight , scope, laser sight, light weight, multiple sip clip, and high friction tactical grip.

 

[derg]

Vampire straw found in BOS. I had no idea such a thing existed.
'Vampire straw' confiscated from traveler at Boston airport | CNN

Satan's BOBA STRAWWWWWWW!

 

[ClearedForOption]

I’m waiting for the “ tactical assault straw “ version before I spend any money on one.
it amazes me that people can drink a smoothie through a straw that isn’t flat black, with a flashlight , scope, laser sight, light weight, multiple sip clip, and high friction tactical grip.

I recently got a targeted ad for "tactical flip flops." Because, this will not stand you know, this aggression will not stand without comfy open toed footwear!

Casino must have been on in the TSA breakroom yesterday.

 

[DropTank]

Why would a vampire need with a straw?

 

[ASpilot2be]

Why would a vampire need with a straw?

For when they're wearing a white shirt. Gotta keep it clean.

 

[DropTank]

For when they're wearing a white shirt. Gotta keep it clean.

Good point.

Are there straws for spaghettis ?

 

[ASpilot2be]

Good point.

Are there straws for spaghettis ?

If you're patient enough, yes. One noodle at a time. Meatballs might be tough.

 

[form810]

Vampire straw found in BOS. I had no idea such a thing existed.
'Vampire straw' confiscated from traveler at Boston airport | CNN

I think they should confiscate finger nail extensions. I mean, other than weapon, is there any other use or justification for those fakey fugly appendages?

 

[Skåning]

If you're patient enough, yes. One noodle at a time. Meatballs might be tough.

Yeah, just suck harder

 

[Boris Badenov]

I’m waiting for the “ tactical assault straw “ version before I spend any money on one.
it amazes me that people can drink a smoothie through a straw that isn’t flat black, with a flashlight , scope, laser sight, light weight, multiple sip clip, and high friction tactical grip.

But is it made out of Milspec aluminum? That's what I want to know. If my assault-straw isn't Military Grade, am I *really* doing my best to protect my family and America?

 

[derg]

Make ready!

Assault straws, HO!

Make readyyyyyyy…. ATTACK!

 

[Boris Badenov]

Make ready!

Assault straws, HO!

Make readyyyyyyy…. ATTACK!

That's how the Redcoats deployed their assault-straws, Derg. The wily American patriots hid behind trees and fences and stuff and massacred them at range. Maybe with spitballs, not sure how that part worked, exactly.

 

[derg]

Bloody savages they are, Spivey. SAVAGES!

 

[web265]

That's how the Redcoats deployed their assault-straws, Derg. The wily American patriots hid behind trees and fences and stuff and massacred them at range. Maybe with spitballs, not sure how that part worked, exactly.

It's downright ungentlemanly that is!

 

[Boris Badenov]

It's downright ungentlemanly that is!

That was before George Washington showed up in a Dodge Charger. Ain't hardly fair, izzit, guv?

 

[knot4u]

Any American that doesn't approve of "guerilla warfare" probably zero interest or knowledge in US history.

 

[zmiller4]

But is it made out of Milspec aluminum? That's what I want to know. If my assault-straw isn't Military Grade, am I *really* doing my best to protect my family and America?

Can I buy a swivel mount for a sling? I want to be able to either stab someone or inhale a boba with as little delay as possible.

 

[Flyinthrew]

Any American that doesn't approve of "guerilla warfare" probably zero interest or knowledge in US history.

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. This is a thread about vampires and sharp straws, though.

 

[web265]

Any American that doesn't approve of "guerilla warfare" probably zero interest or knowledge in US history.

Yes Sir, that is a very true statement. However, I think you might be a tad wound up and didn't realize that was all tongue and cheek. More or less making fun of our cousins across the pond.