The very model of a Modern Aircraft Dispatcher...

[DeltaJulietTango]

This was created by a dispatcher...don't want to name names...
But I thought it was apropos...

 

[manniax]

No looking at Noodes at work! Save that for home!

 

[bbmikej]

The good old Takedut Menu. Just remember this image when they say AI is coming for your job. I think you are safe, at least for a few more years.

 

[SimpleManSimplePlan]

It already spells better than most people in my OCC

 

[autosave36]

This was created by a dispatcher...don't want to name names...
But I thought it was apropos...
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This guy would stick out like a sore thumb in my office.

 

[BRUSR_ONE]

What are those blank screens on the 3rd and 4th row? Phones? Why does a dispatcher need 4 smartphones? Maybe one space should be an FAR book. Is there a site where you can make these?

 

[Acceptable_Risk]

No looking at Noodes at work! Save that for home!

That's the first thing I noticed too.

 

[JimnyCricket79]

What are those blank screens on the 3rd and 4th row? Phones? Why does a dispatcher need 4 smartphones? Maybe one space should be an FAR book. Is there a site where you can make these?

Maybe one phone is for Pokémon Go

 

[Burrito]

Gotta have the cellphone case propped up. 0/10. Not even close to realistic.

 

[manniax]

One of my coworkers created these two.

 

[MountainsOrBeach]

I’d say Hawaiian shirt or favorite band tee or yoga pants, pot belly, slightly unruly hair, 5 o’clock shadow, iPhone / iPad with some sort of sports playing, coffee / energy drink, “Fuel Report” to be hassled by management with, Jepp charts, desktop computer, IROP pizza, model airplane or random toys for the office, and a bag or backpack that has one’s personal essentials needed to make it through the day (meds, junk food, emotional support thing etc)… Maybe someone can make that one.

 

[bbmikej]

Btw, is the title a Pirates of Penzance reference?

 

[shutdown]

Btw, is the title a Pirates of Penzance reference?

Or is it from Pinafore?

 

[flygirl142]

Or is it from Pinafore?

Such infernal nonsense

 

[DeltaJulietTango]

Btw, is the title a Pirates of Penzance reference?

Btw, is the title a Pirates of Penzance reference?

A pirate! HORROR!

 

[DeltaJulietTango]

Or is it from Pinafore?

"I hate to stick my head in the Lion's mouth here, but were you the recording secretary of the Princeton Gilbert and Sullivan society for two years?"

 

[flygirl142]

"I hate to stick my head in the Lion's mouth here, but were you the recording secretary of the Princeton Gilbert and Sullivan society for two years?"

No, but then again I'm not a woman.

Oh wait

 

[shutdown]

No, but then again I'm not a woman.

Oh wait

Shish kebab!