The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Profession

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Final Update

We applaud the powers that be for working together, making this merger a reality. There were, quite literally, thousands of man hours spent making sure the rights of all our International Association of JetCareers Keyboard Ninja Brotherhood Union (IAJCKNBU) are protected.

We were able to come to a fair agreement that will allow this thread to move forward. Hopefully we can regain the trust of those posts that may not have been attached to this thread due to the turbulence generated by these last few minutes.

Most of all, we'd like to thank our line Keyboard Ninjas for your professionalism, unity and support. We spend the countless hours volunteering because you're such professionals.

Be proud of this achievement. Bask in it's glory (but not for more than 5 minutes, that was deemed "gloating" in the arbitrator's decision).

Peace and chicken grease,

YOUR elected representitives

Haha, your PR's crack me up. :D
 
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"Oh yes, and I have a habit of running around without any pants on."

There's the problem right there!:)
 
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eww she's not even hot but can't expect any hotter from pinnacle
 
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Plain people probably get lucky way more than all of us spicy hot studs posting in this thread!
 
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And to think I can't even get a date, let alone find a woman to run naked in the woods with me.
 
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Plain people probably get lucky way more than all of us spicy hot studs posting in this thread!

they have a big pool of other plain people to chose from

the hot women pool isn't as big so us "spicy hot studs" don't have that much to chose from unless we want to date down.
 
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Plain people probably get lucky way more than all of us spicy hot studs posting in this thread!


Uhhhh I don't know about you, but when I put on the duds all I can say is "chick magnet". See, some guys get into this profession for the money. I'm in it for the chicks man.:crazy:


Guess I'm lucky since there is tons of BOTH!!!!



(*runs and ducks before my wife sees that*)
 
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Uhhhh I don't know about you, but when I put on the duds all I can say is "chick magnet". See, some guys get into this profession for the money. I'm in it for the chicks man.:crazy:


Guess I'm lucky since there is tons of BOTH!!!!



(*runs and ducks before my wife sees that*)

Chicks dig the double-breasted coat and hat man. ;)

(No worries, I'll be singing "soprano" right along with you after Kristie logs in!)
 
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It is a good-looking uniform!

I wish I had the full-length pic of Bill that was taken when we had our engagement pics done..... I think it's at his mother's house. I'll have to borrow it and scan it.

Double-breasted is the way to go. American's uniforms used to be like that too. I think they changed sometime in the 70's to single.... not sure though.
 
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Just fired off a resume to 9e :sarcasm: after reconsideration of their corporate culture.
 
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Wish our companies uniform policy was as strict as big D.

It's unfortunate.

I also pray that we get some sort of official guidance indicating NEVER to wear Ipod ear buds in your ears in public view.
 
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I wonder what kind of watch did he wear ?Breitling I suppose ?
 
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...and Kellwolf goes up a number!

Eh, judging by the address the media tossed out there (WHY I have no idea, same with the professions), it's a number in DTW. :)

If they were a construction worker and a secretary (yeah, stereotyping, but bear with me), this would never have made the news.....
 
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Maybe they were just checking each other for ticks.
 
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Like monkey's grooming one another? :)
 
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