Which is worse? Standing there in the sun, or sweating in the 85° jetway looking like a complete moron in front of 178 passengers boarding/deplaning because you thought it took all 800 digits of the code but one of them actually didn’t go.
Get those flushable wipes ready!
Sir we are all paid enough to afford bidets
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We have an HOA here. Most folks seem to keep their lawns mowed and hedges trimmed (my wife won yard of the month for August!) and they have a community pool. We went to one of the HOA functions and it was mostly just a bunch of Karens gossiping, one taco (pretty good) and a bottle of water and we did an Irish goodbye. I like the neighbors here that I've met, we've shared meals and helped each other when we can, there's a big pretty pool that I'm uncertain of. I was driving by it a couple of months ago and some WWE looking dude was walking a lady literally wearing a thong towards the pool. I haven't seen anything as untoward as that in a bit but I'm a bit unsure about the pool. The HOA is spicy about the yard of the month, they put a sign in our yard saying we'd won yard of the month, my lady was very proud of that sign until August moved to September and a storm rolled through that damaged the frame of their cheap sign, because we certainly couldn't win yard of the month twice in a row I just pulled it out of the yard and put it in the garage. That might've lit a fire under the housewives running the program because a couple of days later an SUV pulled up in front of the house and a vey rotund lady waddled to the front door and inquired about the sign. I did not invite her in, I told her the sign was in the garage and I'd open it in a moment if she'd meet me over there (I don't know how I ever thought a screen door was okay, storm doors for the win). I opened the door, gave the lady the sign and closed the door. I haven't heard about any backlash but I don't really care because we've already established relationships with our neighbors and I suspect those bonds are more important than the HOA, and to be honest in all of the horror stories about HOAs I've read ours is $20/month and no one is going to complain about what flowers you plant, it's more about keeping folks from running a business in their home. I like it here but I still haven't gone swimming.