The cleaning crew that we hire through the FBO, that's who. If it's any more than a quick pass with a hand vac the company credit card gets a work out. Hand scrub, steam clean, hazmat team, whatever.
That's a pisser...
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The cleaning crew that we hire through the FBO, that's who. If it's any more than a quick pass with a hand vac the company credit card gets a work out. Hand scrub, steam clean, hazmat team, whatever.
FLflyer
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FA called up front a while back to let us know an old geezer (reaaaaallly old, as in could barely walk) had just wizzed in an empty bottle, and asked her if she could dispose of it. She said he did it as naturally as reading the paper, as if everyone just whips it out on a plane and pees in a bottle. He told her it was too far to walk to the lav.
Fly4Pay
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Like PCL, I gotta stick up for my "peeps"... they DEFINITELY would have changed the cushion out if they had known. My guess is that the line "A flight attendant told me that on the previous flight a man had urinated on himself in that particular seat," is a misquote. Maybe she said "MAYBE the man in the seat had urinated on himself," or "Someone must have urinated on himself on the previous flight," but I find it impossible to believe that one of our FAs would have knowingly left that seat cushion in place.
(Oh, and PCL forgot to mention that on every OTHER flight, they have to call in and ask for an FO seat cushion!)
Kingairer
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The cleaning crew that we hire through the FBO, that's who. If it's any more than a quick pass with a hand vac the company credit card gets a work out. Hand scrub, steam clean, hazmat team, whatever.
Thats what ive always done, is called the crackhead clean crew out.
Remember, only you can prevent kingairerisms.
ready2fly
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Yup. We had a guy traveling in a business suit. Dude sat down without looking and about half-way through the flight, realized that he was stuck to the seat.
Low and behold, he had plopped down smack on top of a huge wad of bubble gum conveniently left by the prior traveler....and not cleaned up during the cabin service.
Our airline offered to pay for dry-cleaning and if that didn't work, to buy the gentleman a new suit.
He was obviously not happy, but he remained calm and collected. I don't know what became of it.
In short-to paraphrase Dough: ALWAYS LOOK before sitting down!!
Low and behold, he had plopped down smack on top of a huge wad of bubble gum conveniently left by the prior traveler....and not cleaned up during the cabin service.
Our airline offered to pay for dry-cleaning and if that didn't work, to buy the gentleman a new suit.
He was obviously not happy, but he remained calm and collected. I don't know what became of it.
In short-to paraphrase Dough: ALWAYS LOOK before sitting down!!
Mr.Maximus
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Not sure which is more disgusting. Her sitting in the piss, or the FA KNOWING someone pissed in the seat and doing NOTHING about it. Then she has to go through the terminal wrapped in a blanket because there is no alternative? One would think with as many forms as the FAA has there could be a "special needs" type form whereby an airline representative accompanied by a TSA agent could get her bag and bring it to her. She has my vote on lawyering up.