Sounds like a guy who I had for a BFR last year.
Lets see your license, medical and logbook
Him "What medical"
Your paper where a doctor signs you off saying your in good shape to fly
Him. "I don't need no doctor to say if I can fly. I been flying since you were in diapers"
Your logbook shows you havent flown for three years
Him " well its like a bike you never forget"
Our flight will consist of stalls, landings, takeoffs, emergency manuvers and procedures and basic airmanship etc...
Him "Look I don't have alot of time or money just sign my book and lets do a couple of landings and call it good but none of that crazy stuff where the plane falls"
You mean stalls
"Yeah whatever you call it"
I finally say that I feel really sick and cant complete the BFR here is name and number of another CFI that will be willing to work with you.