Re: TED\'s rear end
round trip DEN-MCO just quoted at 381.50. BUT! I get to have fun on Ted... so its ok..
Just as a side note... my Lufthansa ticket JFK-Hannover / FRA-JFK cost me $360.00 USD, round trip. And I'll get a meal, and no annoying "entertainment" asking me to guess the gross weight of the aircraft I was flying on.
From an actual Song flight:
F/A (wearing clown-nose): sir would you like to participate in our SONG trivia? Can you remember how much the captain said this plane weighs?
Me: whaaa? trivia?
F/A: Yep! Just take a stab at how much our 757 weighs, and you can win a prize!
Me: like a free flight?
F/A: Uhhh, no not exactly. Today we're giving away chapstick from AVON.
Me: well... hmm this is a boeing type 757-232... do you want the t/o gross weight, max landing or takeoff, usefull load? If you want the current gross weight I'd have to know how many pounds of fuel are onboard, or gallons multiplied by 6... Lets just keep it at this.. hmm- Operating empty with P&W PW2037s would bring us up to 127,520lbs, 127,810lb with the Rolls Royce counterparts, lets just say our current weight is under 220,000lbs but over the empty I just mentioned. Hows that?
F/A: ohh uhh... you're a pilot... you can't play.
DARNIT!
didn't get the chapstick, probably the reason no one will kiss me anymore.