TAF change after blocking out but before departing

[Autothrust Blue]

Like getting asking a yes or no question to a crew and they just send down "lolz."

I have responded to an ACARS message that was the result of Dispatch figuring out what something in a NOTAM was with "DING DING DING THE MORE YOU KNOW."

Dispatch responded with "Brought to you by NBC!"

Although the snippiest I'm willing to be via ACARS is "K".

 

[R2D]

I have responded to an ACARS message that was the result of Dispatch figuring out what something in a NOTAM was with "DING DING DING THE MORE YOU KNOW."

Dispatch responded with "Brought to you by NBC!"

Although the snippiest I'm willing to be via ACARS is "K".

ACARS conversations have given me some great highlights on the job. It can be from a funny way to describe how someone pooped all over a seat, to a 'how's your day going', to a regrettable message up to the crew in which I butchered the syntax because I re-wrote my statement five times in an attempt to not sound sarcastic. I may not have time to respond in good time, but they always brighten up my day no matter what's going on.

 

[Mainline_or_bust]

ACARS conversations have given me some great highlights on the job. It can be from a funny way to describe how someone pooped all over a seat, to a 'how's your day going', to a regrettable message up to the crew in which I butchered the syntax because I re-wrote my statement five times in an attempt to not sound sarcastic. I may not have time to respond in good time, but they always brighten up my day no matter what's going on.

I see your highlights and I give you "Sports Scores"

.... mic drop

 

[manniax]

I see your highlights and I give you "Sports Scores"

.... mic drop

I remember seeing articles about this several years ago, when UA management wouldn't allow the Super Bowl to be shown on the NOC monitors: http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20100210/news/302109844/

 

[747Dispatcher]

i use "please like,share and subscribe" with my ACARS

 

[Troy McClure]

I see your highlights and I give you "Sports Scores"

.... mic drop

Yeah but the most re-dick-alas is when they ask ..... " My girlfriend is on Who-evAir, flt 3454, have they landed yet?"

 

[Squirrel]

Yeah but the most re-dick-alas is when they ask ..... " My girlfriend is on Who-evAir, flt 3454, have they landed yet?"

It not like dispatchers don't have anything else to do.