Southwest Exam

[DispatcherSam]

See you there! Good luck!

 

[BayouMLU]

If someone could please email me the questions with correct answers to me at dispatchmessageboardguy@yahoo.com I'd appreciate it.

kthxbye

 

[PlaneFan82]

If someone could please email me the questions with correct answers to me at dispatchmessageboardguy@yahoo.com I'd appreciate it.

kthxbye

HA! There is no added value to you having those questions. Additionally, they do not give you the questions and answers to take home. Southwest changes the test questions/content---especially when they find out information is being leaked on the interwebs.

 

[deltabobo]

From what I heard, the test consisted of 3 questions:
1) Was Lee Harvey Oswald the lone shooter at Dealey Plaza?
2) Did Col. Jessup order the Code Red?, and
3) What do you make of this: a. Hat b. Brooch c. Pterodactyl?

 

[PlaneFan82]

 

[manniax]

From what I heard, the test consisted of 3 questions:
1) Was Lee Harvey Oswald the lone shooter at Dealey Plaza?
2) Did Col. Jessup order the Code Red?, and
3) What do you make of this: a. Hat b. Brooch c. Pterodactyl?

My answer to all three questions was "42."

 

[manniax]

If someone could please email me the questions with correct answers to me at dispatchmessageboardguy@yahoo.com I'd appreciate it.

kthxbye

Is this Wolfman14 posting under a new screen name by chance?

 

[Wolfman14]

Is this Wolfman14 posting under a new screen name by chance?

No

 

[manniax]

No

I was joking....but that's how your posts come across in this forum. Lots of requests for information, and nothing else.

 

[pljenkins]

The only question on the test is this:

Solve the following equation: 32767÷0=

 

[manniax]

The only question on the test is this:

Solve the following equation: 32767÷0=

http://mathforum.org/dr.math/faq/faq.divideby0.html

 

[Wolfman14]

Is there a limit how many times
you can take this test?

 

[PlaneFan82]

Is there a limit how many times
you can take this test?

Usually there is a 1 year restriction until you can apply again. As far as I know, you can be invited to test unlimited times.

 

[BayouMLU]

Is this Wolfman14 posting under a new screen name by chance?

I won't name any names as to who or what inspired the post.

J/K of course. I forget that I am new here and not everyone is as familiar with my sarcasm as other communities.

 

[BoilerOps]

I won't name any names as to who or what inspired the post.

J/K of course. I forget that I am new here and not everyone is as familiar with my sarcasm as other communities.

Don't worry, I got it... It's @manniax jokes that I don't usually get (except when they're references to Airplane, which I've never even seen).

From what I heard, the test consisted of 3 questions:
1) Was Lee Harvey Oswald the lone shooter at Dealey Plaza?
2) Did Col. Jessup order the Code Red?, and
3) What do you make of this: a. Hat b. Brooch c. Pterodactyl?

If you answered

D) YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

to any of these you'll skip the interview portion and be hired on the spot.

 

[BayouMLU]

Don't worry, I got it... It's @manniax jokes that I don't usually get (except when they're references to Airplane, which I've never even seen).

Step 1: Stop what you're doing right now.
Step 2: Watch Airplane!
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit.

 

[manniax]

It's @manniax jokes that I don't usually get (except when they're references to Airplane, which I've never even seen).

What can I say, my sense of humor is UNIQUE! Fortunately - I don't do comedy professionally.

To be fair, I don't really understand a lot of your gifs either...perhaps it's a generational thing.

 

[deltabobo]

Don't worry, I got it... It's @manniax jokes that I don't usually get (except when they're references to Airplane, which I've never even seen)

If you've never seen the move Airplane! and you are working in the industry, I'm gonna need you to mail your license back to the Feds. #kthxbye

 

[deltabobo]

Is there a limit how many times
you can take this test?

 

[McCrosky]

Don't worry, I got it... It's @manniax jokes that I don't usually get (except when they're references to Airplane, which I've never even seen).

Haven't seen Airplane!? And you call yourself a dispatcher! Kids today!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!