But bu bu..........if we get a union, we wont be able to expand! We don't need a union here, nothing will happen to me. I swear.
Plus I don't wanna give my 2% to a big business. I mean, I'm only making $20,000 this year, so $33/month is too much to give up for all that protection. Who would want that? The lawyer I'll need when the company decides it was my fault the ramper guided me into a cart, will only cost $10,000-15,000. Hmmm.......$33/month vs. $10-15K.
It's ok, when I'm done paying the $9,800 for the lawyer(I worked out a deal to save money cuz I'm a cheap bastard pilot, and a medical issue came up and I decided to use the same lawyer, so he gave me a big discount) it will only cost me another $5,000 to take care of the medical issue thats not really a big deal.
Hmmmmm........mean while, my mgmt team is looking out for my best interests. Thats right, they wanna make more money for the company, and not their back pockets. When they sit in those meetings with mainline, they aren't telling United/Delta hey it's ok. We'll fly those 900's at the same price as we fly the 200's for you. Why? Because we don't have a union on property and we can! Because we're the employer of choice. Nahhh. None of this could ever happen to me/us. We Don't need no stickin union!