Silly aviation goals

Four rites of passage:

Nasty soup, solo at night.
Tail dragger x-wind landing
Solo spin
Solo inverted recovery.

Looking to make the jump from competent to pro.

Cordially,

b.
 
Fly a Huey. Preferably at treetop level with CCR and Ride of the Valkyrie playing over speakers in the back.

:rawk::rawk::rawk:

Thens I's can be in a mooooovie!

Seriously, would be fun and exciting, albeit cliche.
 
Be a tough enough guy that at 65 when I "retire" to life a penury and (haha) social security, I can give a few knuckle sandwiches to all those who deserved it along the way. Of course they'll all be geriatric cases by then, too, so I might have a chance. Fear the blades on the bottom of my walker.
 
I'd like to own a plane or two.

Would LOVE an RV-4, but I'd buy one already built.

Maybe a Citabria. Or a Supercub with tundra tires.
 
SILLY AVIATION GOAL: I do want to flour-sack bomb the yards/houses of several ex-girlfriends and a few kids who tormented me in elementary school.
 
SILLY AVIATION GOAL: I do want to flour-sack bomb the yards/houses of several ex-girlfriends and a few kids who tormented me in elementary school.

As a founding member of The Kids Who Took Your Lunch Money, we have a black book, too. ;)

A wedgie is only our First Order punishment.
 
make it through a 2 hour flight without falling asleep.

On a (more) serious note, i would really like to give sight seeing rides out of a bar in a marina wearing shorts and a Hawaiian t-shirt. (might actually happen this summer)
 
SILLY AVIATION GOAL: I do want to flour-sack bomb the yards/houses of several ex-girlfriends and a few kids who tormented me in elementary school.
I just picture Steve Buscemi's character from Billy Madison with a set of David Clarks on...
 
Fly coast to coast in a slow high-wing, me and a map at 500-1000 AGL.
No GPS, No radios.

I've got the know how and the certificates, just waiting on money and time off. Someday.
 
I don't know where it came from, but I've always kind of had the idea of flying to the capital cities of every state in a single trip. It'd be a good way to see the country!

I also want to own an Air Cam someday.
 
1. Fail gracefully in the Red Bull Flugtag.
2. Find a flying gig that pays what I need, and that I never grow to hate.
3. Share the joy of flying with as many people as I can
4. Never to see this as a job, but a way of life that I love.
5. Have my kids become pilots.
 
Land at every airport in NJ in a Cessna.

I've made good progress so far. The only tough ones left are TEB and EWR. Looks like I'll have to fake an emergency, maybe knock both out in the same flight...:laff:
 
1. Complete my first flight review (after 9 years)

2. Fly for "Reach" in NorCal

3. Own a Skymaster

4. Race in Reno

5. Fly the Shuttle
 
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