ppragman
FLIPY FLAPS!
"Plus, it's got unique flora and fauna!"The USAF would do this, but locate the entire process in Antarctica connected to a 3-year tour as a PTS report reviewer, then mandate that afterward you'd have to pay the government $34,000 in improperly paid housing allowance because you stayed in government quarters at Icicle Station.
"Ummm, sir, I don't think you can rebrand toxic mold in the quarters and persistent yeast infections in the staff as 'unique.'"