Quotable Quotes

[JEP]

"Some of us are show-ers and some of us are growers......"

 

[jtrain609]

"I'm a leaner, I lean, it's what I do. Don't mnd me."

Also see my signature.

 

[slushie]

"that's a BIG IF, Max!"
- seg

 

[tonyw]

"Doug, we can't go to Europe for a while."

 

[ComplexHiAv8r]

"Look at Tony's wedding band!"

 

[derg]

"Do you think if I were married that I'd have a sterling silver wedding band? Are you kidding me?"

*fixed it for you

 

[derg]

"You, me and Mike (MPenguin) are all the same! But you two are only part colored!"

 

[tonyw]

"Do you think if I were married that I'd have a white gold wedding band? Are you kidding me?"

Hey -- sterling silver.

 

[derg]

"You've got these big claws Tony, and she's this scared bunny rabbit..."

 

[derg]

"See how straights pick up women, Max... Tony is planting the seed, and then he's going to bring in his wingman with him later for the kill."

 

[ComplexHiAv8r]

TonyW to Max "You can be my wingman .... anyday!"

 

[tonyw]

"Of course I can open the wine. I am French!"

 

[derg]

"Have you met Kingairer? Dude! You can totally have a coherent conversation with him! Didn't you think he was EatSleepFly when he first walked in?"

 

[derg]

"Of course I can open the wine. I am French!"

Award winning and perfectly timed!

 

[derg]

"OMG! Kelly (Montanapilot) is a grown man now!"

 

[ComplexHiAv8r]

Award winning and perfectly timed!

and proper with accent

 

[fender_jag]

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

 

[jtrain609]

"We can get a stripper for anywhere from $35 to $120...GET YOUR HAND OFF MY ASS!"

-jdflight talking to Flychicaga

and

"Pimpin' the deuce"

*flashes NJC 2006 gang sign*

 

[derg]

"Great. There go any chances I had of ever running for public office".

 

[jtrain609]

"Hey Doug, look at this. You see how both our names end in "off?" That means me and this guy are like cousins or somethin'. Did I tell you I love you man?"