Truly, I don't know how you all keep your mouth shut when people say stupid things. I don't know if I could not let a zinger slip out every now and again, because I'm a smart ass like my daddy was.
Questions you get sick of answering
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Truly, I don't know how you all keep your mouth shut when people say stupid things. I don't know if I could not let a zinger slip out every now and again, because I'm a smart ass like my daddy was.
Soul Brotha'
Off to go do Black guy stuff
What do you guys do up there after takeoff?
Will I make my connection?
My cousin's son's father flies for XXXX, do you know him?
It's raining are we going to be okay?
Where you guys drinking last night?
Why are you guys always delayed?
Who makes this plane?
When can someone tell me if I'm going to make my connection?
I thought I was flying on Delta?
There is no weather here, it's sunny. So why are we delayed to XXX?(there are TS and tornadoes at XXX)
Why is the jet so small? I thought jets were big?
Where are my bags?
What time are we supposed to leave?
Will I make my connection?
My cousin's son's father flies for XXXX, do you know him?
It's raining are we going to be okay?
Where you guys drinking last night?
Why are you guys always delayed?
Who makes this plane?
When can someone tell me if I'm going to make my connection?
I thought I was flying on Delta?
There is no weather here, it's sunny. So why are we delayed to XXX?(there are TS and tornadoes at XXX)
Why is the jet so small? I thought jets were big?
Where are my bags?
What time are we supposed to leave?
Chris_Ford
Well-Known Member
Do you not get paid extra to take a drug test? This is like the best sentence you can hear from a pax. Click PA and bam, "aannnnnnnnd folks, from the flight deck. Just wanted to inform you of a delay due to a passenger questioning the sobriety of the pilots. We'll be back in an hour after a successful drug test. And thanks for flying XXX"
Karma baby, and a little extra money in your pockets.