Questions to ask in Flight Deck observation

[bbmikej]

Captain, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[TaxiBack]

"work, work , work...union, union, union,....shhiteee contract...shhitee contract... work work work... "

 

[ADXnewbie]

On flights where crew meals are served, I always ask the Captain and FO, "are you going to eat that?" while pointing at their cheese plate.

 

[Roger Roger]

"work, work , work...union, union, union,....shhiteee contract...shhitee contract... work work work... "

MY MONEY! MY GUNS!

 

[Bobber]

MY MONEY! MY GUNS!

Alimony this and 3rd mortgage that! Oh we're flying over my house, is there a motorcycle in the driveway?

Ha. Ha. Ha.

 

[Wonderlic]

Why do you self-divert and land at your alternate with 2.5 hours of fuel remaining?

 

[retrodx]

Alimony this and 3rd mortgage that! Oh we're flying over my house, is there a motorcycle in the driveway?

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Oh, you’re going home early? Make sure you let the wife know.