PSA's "Phantom Pooper" Has Returned!

Word to the wise...

(and non-sequitur to the victim of this incident)

If you're going to be a pain in the butt to fly with, ALWAYS lock your flight kit.

Even if you're the ace of the base, ALWAYS lock your flight kit.

There were several old school NWA captains who had to chain their flight cases down. Every time somebody got their hands on them they would slap a Narita bag tag on it and throw them on the nearest baggage belt.
 
Oh man, that's hilarious. If only I had the sack to pull of something like that.

I'd do it up good, too. Combine a six pack of beer, a couple of bowls of Fruity Pebbles, and some Taco Bell leftovers... I'd put that flight case into therapy.
 
Ok Vertical File is mail slot...where did the flightbag part come in then?

The "Phantom Pooper" traditionally strikes unlocked flight kits of his/her intended victims.

I'm not saying it's right, I'm just getting the information out there! :)
 
Ok Vertical File is mail slot...where did the flightbag part come in then?

I think the majority of pilots leave their flight kits in the 'crew room' on shelves nad may or may not be locked up.


If you piss someone off, and they happen to see your flightkit left unlocked, you may get a surprise....
 
Tom Arlene was a blowhard and a jerk when I first met him in 1995.

He was a blowhard and a jerk several years later when I flew for PSA after being furloughed from a major.

I can't imagine much has changed in the last 6 years, especially if they made him a chief pilot.

Probably some J4J guy who had finally had enough.
 
Ok Vertical File is mail slot...where did the flightbag part come in then?

You guys didn't have v-files back in your AF days?!? You must have wrapped up that gig a LONG time ago!

That is some funny feces...and the office is appreciating it too, especially the old NWA guys...
 
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