Practical joke on the wife

"But you still want to know: Will bananas get you high? Of course not. The whole thing was a hoax first publicized in the Berkeley Barb in March 1967. The wire services, and after them the whole country, fell for it hook, line, and roach clip. "Smokeouts" were held at Berkeley. The following Easter Sunday, the New York Times reported, "beatniks and students chanted 'banana-banana' at a 'be-in' in Central Park" and paraded around carrying a two-foot wooden banana. The Food and Drug Administration announced it was investigating "the possible hallucinogenic effects of banana peels."

The outcome of the FDA study I have not been able to discover. However, in November 1967 researchers at New York University reported that a chemical analysis of banana peel had found no intoxicating chemicals and that the high was mainly psychological. It was obvious at the time, at least to some of us, that the whole thing was a put-on. I'll bet even the pranksters at the Barb didn't expect suckers to be falling for it 35 years later.

— Cecil Adams"
 
I do it to be nice and she's busy at work at a school as an Asst Director. We wake up at the same time via either alarm. The cell phone alarm or....the four legged alarm. She'll either bang her tail on the bed next to me or jump on the bed all happy.
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Abby.

So while she's upstairs getting ready I just get her lunch ready and remote start the car to make things easier. No previous jokes and she appreciates it.

Ive got one as well. Cute dog. My retriever does everything except retrieve.
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Not bad.
About 10 years ago the ex woke me because she heard a sound. I went to investigate and decided to have some fun. From one of the other bedrooms I screamed and started banging on things as if there were an intruder I were fighting. made it sound as if I were losing and then went silent. Then with a heavy foot walked back to our bedroom and found her in the closet where she had pee'd herself. I thought it was hysterical at the time, but realized pretty soon how crappy that was.
I would have been summarily shot.
 
Don't let her see this.


OH!?.. You want to play ass jokes? GAME ON.

Try this on your wife/GF guys.

Step 1. Put double sided sticky tape on the toilet seat.
Step 2. Enjoy the show.
 
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