Pour one out for LGA ATC tonight.

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Go High Go Fast and Hold.
Seems like it's been a day for them.
 

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Ah man. I used to add all sorts of inane nonsense to the ATIS robot on late night shifts. BET YOU WISH YOU WERE OVERNIGHTING SOMEWHERE ELSE. TOWER ACCEPTS TIPS FROM VISA AND MASTERCARD. IS THAT YOUR PITOT TUBE OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE US. HONK HORN TWICE FOR LAV SERVICE.

...really glad we didn't have D-ATIS then.
 
When they changed the "call clearance with the squawk and SID" to "call clearance 5 minutes before push", I called with the squawk and SID. The first thing that the controller says is "do you know the new procedure?". Uh, no dummy, if I did I wouldn't be calling you right now! I heart LGA though.
 
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