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A300Capt

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Dangit! Just when you thought everything was finally coming together...../ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cwm27.gif



LONG BEACH, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Mark September 29 on your calendar
because it will mark the beginning of the end of the world.

That's the chilling news from E.T. expert Dr. Terry Johnson, who claims
various conglomerations of alien races are conspiring to destroy planet
Earth on that day -- with the help of a few volcanoes and earthquakes.

Johnson says an earthquake is scheduled to take place in Guadalajara,
Mexico, and when the "crest" of the quake happens, a giant spacecraft will
slam into the fault line like a "kamikaze" fighter and start a global chain
reaction that will result in the ultimate destruction of the planet.

He claims the E.T.s want to destroy Earth because, in his words, "They're
afraid of human creativity and our unique ways of problem solving."

Some humans will be saved, and Johnson says many are already being abducted
to other planets to be used as super computers.

It sounds hopeless, but he says hundreds of human abductees are working as a
resistance force by learning to fly UFOs.
 
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It sounds hopeless, but he says hundreds of human abductees are working as a
resistance force by learning to fly UFOs.


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So basically they need CFI's........... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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It sounds hopeless, but he says hundreds of human abductees are working as a
resistance force by learning to fly UFOs.


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So basically they need CFI's........... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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If I were you, music, I'd take this stuff a little more seriously.










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ok ok Im putting my decoder ring on as we speak!

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As an aside, what if, just what it this stuff were real? Wouldn't that be a trip? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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ok ok Im putting my decoder ring on as we speak!

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As an aside, what if, just what it this stuff were real? Wouldn't that be a trip? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Wow...... It would be so crazy! Then doug would change the board to thelaststarfighter.com /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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ok ok Im putting my decoder ring on as we speak!

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Don't forget your tin foil hat so that can't read what you're think'in! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/buck.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/insane.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 
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MikeD!! Quick!! Grab the Neuralizer!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/insane.gif

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LOL. This reminds me of a cheezy '80s movie starring the pro-wrestler Roddy Piper and Keith David, where aliens come to earth disguised as human beings, and you can only see who they really are by wearing special sunglasses.
 
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As an aside, what if, just what it this stuff were real? Wouldn't that be a trip?

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(Deep voice) One man saw it coming....(cameo of Will Sm...err...Dr. Terry Johnson)

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LOL. This reminds me of a cheezy '80s movie starring the pro-wrestler Roddy Piper and Keith David, where aliens come to earth disguised as human beings, and you can only see who they really are by wearing special sunglasses.

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I think it was called Alienation. I'm not sure. And Roddy Piper destroys the one satellite they're using to broadcast their thing that keeps us from knowing what they are.

But if they are right, and the world will come to an end on the 29th, at least the JC people who are in Vegas will go out with a bang!
 
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Actually, Alien Nation was the one with the alien slave ships. The Roddy Piper one was called They Live. Damn, it's sad that I know these things.....

Personally, I think it's because Earth is really an alien reality TV show that's being cancelled.
 
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Don't forget your tin foil hat so that can't read what you're think'in! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/buck.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/insane.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Oh man your right!!!! Im gonna explode!!!!! Nooooooooooooo
 
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ZOLTAN!

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Lol! I say we wrap ourselves in bubble suits. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/buck.gif
 
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Don't forget your tin foil hat so that can't read what you're think'in! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/buck.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/insane.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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And we laughed at the people who bought those on eBay.
 
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It sounds hopeless, but he says hundreds of human abductees are working as a
resistance force by learning to fly UFOs.


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So basically they need CFI's........... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Hold on, hold on. They ain't takin' me til I get my double-eye. Y'know...darkness of space and all that. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
Alpha Five One maintain 1 AU till established, cleared ELS North America, ladar services terminated, contact Tranquility tower on 0.166G /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
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Some humans will be saved, and Johnson says many are already being abducted to other planets to be used as super computers.

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Heh. No wonder its predominantly the backwoods hillbillies that report being abducted by aliens ... they're "returned" merchandise and the aliens are keeping the rest. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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