Plea by pilot over sex toys in socks

[fholbert]

I'm having trouble picturing this...

In his statement to prosecutors the defendant said he bought the sex toys for himself and his friends to help overcome problems associated with diabetes.

Story Here: http://www.kathrynsreport.com/2015/12/plea-by-pilot-over-sex-toys-in-socks.html

 

[Cptnchia]

"Something in the sex toys that helps with diabetes." Ummm, OK. Why hasn't the JDRF done more research on this?

 

[genot]

I'm quite certain the JDRF is well aware of this. Vascular damage caused from diabetes can pose issues with blood flow. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

 

[FloridaLarry]

Better not hummmm while going through a scanner.

 

[fholbert]

Many pilot shops are starting to sell Extra Capacity Socks. They are typically located between Bomber Jacks and Epaleps.

I'm trying to picture what this guy had in his socks... But I really don't want to know.

 

[wildfreightess]

He hid them in the wrong place.

 

[Screaming_Emu]

I blame Gulley.

@DPApilot

 

[exneophyte]

The defendant said he bought the sex toys for himself and his friends to help overcome problems associated with diabetes.

Didn't know that was an approved treatment protocol. I wonder if he got his medical insurance to cover those...

 

[derg]

I don't see what the big deal is anyway.

If I want to carry a ball-gag and a bondage hood, that's my business.

You know, if I was actually into that. Which I'm not. But if you are, party on, Garth!

 

[exneophyte]

I don't see what the big deal is anyway.

Well it was in Bahrain. The Middle East isn't exactly known for its liberal attitudes toward sex.

 

[FloridaLarry]

What's the difference between a bondage hood and a regional FO's hat?

 

[derg]

Well it was in Bahrain. The Middle East isn't exactly known for its liberal attitudes toward sex.

Like Alabama!

"That's not legal!"

 

[derg]

What's the difference between a bondage hood and a regional FO's hat?

Same. Especially if you're @Autothrust Blue

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Same. Especially if you're @Autothrust Blue

No comment?

 

[Itchy]

So the toys are injectables? Shaped a peculiar way for a hypodermic I'll wager.

 

[derg]

No comment?

I'm Ron Burgundy?

 

[mastermags]

 

[MQAAord]

That is a very large picture.

 

[mshunter]

I don't see what the big deal is anyway.

If I want to carry a ball-gag and a bondage hood, that's my business.

You know, if I was actually into that. Which I'm not. But if you are, party on, Garth!

We have an FA who does a side business selling said toys. She always seems to get extra scrutiny going through security.

 

[mshunter]

What's the difference between a bondage hood and a regional FO's hat?

The bondage hood is usually associated with a good pay check.