"Pilots have girlfriends in every city they go to."

Most of the time it's stuff I would have probably done solo anyway. If you really play your cards right you can get the girl to pay. Anybody that finds themselves paying for every single thing in a relationship is probably dating a hot chick .

Sad but true. If you won't pay for her (edit) some other guy will if she's a looker. We're our own worst enemies sometimes. Money is what makes you the alpha male in this millennia. Girls want to feel taken care of whether they admit it or not. It all goes back to evolutionary purposes.
 
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My wife once told me that if I wanted to fool around on the road she was cool with it. YES!!! Then she reminded me that she kept a 9mm in her night stand and shot expert with it in the Army. "It would be a real shame if I mistook you for a burglar one night," she drawled in her sweet southern accent while giving me an innocent pout. "I would bo ho to the police about how it was a horrible accident, then go to Australia to console myself."
 
Sad but true. If you won't pay for her sh$t some other guy will if she's a looker. We're our own worst enemies sometimes. Money is what makes you the alpha male in this millennia. Girls want to feel taken care of whether they admit it or not. It all goes back to evolutionary purposes.
Hmm, call me crazy or with a permanent case of riddle vision but I've never been in a relationship where taking turns paying for dates/dinners was a problem. And if we're talking one night stands, several drinks (and if it takes you more than that... well) < several hundred for maybe an hour or two at most.

I dunno what kinda women you guys are seeing...
 
I like how at first those commercials were like something off a public access channel and now they're all spiffy. It's like their production department went Al Qaeda 2003 to ISIS real quick.

You don't have to be lonely!
 
Hmm, call me crazy or with a permanent case of riddle vision but I've never been in a relationship where taking turns paying for dates/dinners was a problem. And if we're talking one night stands, several drinks (and if it takes you more than that... well) < several hundred for maybe an hour or two at most.

I dunno what kinda women you guys are seeing...

It doesn't help that I live in SoCal.
 
Screaming_Emu said:
"I wonder how many other dudes have done this....tonight." No thanks.

You guys have active imaginations about these ladies. If they were taking the pounding that you're imagining, they'd all be billionaires. They make a good living, but they ain't billionaires.
 
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