I have a scoring method for grading landings
Was the touchdown on centerline? +10 points if yes, -5 if no, -20 if you missed the runway completely
Did you miss a taxiway? +10 if no, -5 if yes, -20 if the next available taxiway had a signal light
Is the aircraft reusable? +20 if immediately, -5 if the ELT needs to be checked, -20 if the aircraft is not immediately reusable, -50 if it will never be used again
Did you, any passenger, and/or instructor have an unexpected bowl movement? +10 if no, -20 if instructor evacuated bowels, -10 for each additional bowel movement
Was the touchdown within the first 3rd of the rwy? +10 if yes, 0 if in 2/3, -10 in final 3rd of runway.
Towers reaction? +10 if none, -5 for audible laughter, -10 for a "beauty of spring steel" comment, -50 for emergency team summoned
Did the tires squeal? +10 if a soft chirp, -5 for >5 chirps, -10 "like a banshee", -20 for each tire popped
Was wind a factor? +20 if no, +10 if "it made it interesting", -10 for >20 kt xwind, -30 for "must've been a huge gust during my flare"
Was an emergency declared? If yes, disregard all previous points and add 1,000