Passenger drops a deuce in the jetway

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Anyone else hear about this? Apparently it happened in CLT....
 
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People do some very stupid things at the airport.

Primarily the reason why I take 99% of the "ABC Airlines is t eh suck!" or "TSA ate my baby!" stories with a grain of salt.

This after seeing someone "freedom of speech" himself into jail a few days ago.
 
Doug Taylor said:
People do some very stupid things at the airport.

Primarily the reason why I take 99% of the "ABC Airlines is t eh suck!" or "TSA ate my baby!" stories with a grain of salt.

This after seeing someone "freedom of speech" himself into jail a few days ago.
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I swear the average persons IQ drops at least 40 points on entering a terminal. Apparently the pooper stated that he "intended to take a little pee" and something else came out too. W. T. F.????
 
Doug Taylor said:
People do some very stupid things at the airport.

Primarily the reason why I take 99% of the "ABC Airlines is t eh suck!" or "TSA ate my baby!" stories with a grain of salt.
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This after seeing someone "freedom of speech" himself into jail a few days ago.
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We just had two 20something females threaten to sue the company and A-line on the way to LAS because she cut them off, they were just this side of completely inebriated. Seems they thought we were violating their constitutional rights to drink and party. I wanted to ask them when was the last time they read the Constitution, and could they spell the difference between a right and a priviledge, but it just would have been a waste of breath and time.
 
Oh sure...as if any of you haven't started to just take a quick pee on a crowded jetway only to have it turn into a full-on, 90mph growler. I don't know about you guys, but I'm not casting the first stone.
 
Well, we stopped teaching civics to children and we have people with funny hats and misspelled signs on medicare-provided mobility devices claiming they're patriots, I just keeping chugging away at "Mandarin For Dummies".
 
WacoFan said:
Oh sure...as if any of you haven't started to just take a quick pee on a crowded jetway only to have it turn into a full-on, 90mph growler. I don't know about you guys, but I'm not casting the first stone.
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This. I mean let's be honest here; you have to be very careful squeezing out a little pee when you also have to the urge to poo at the same time. Maybe he got startled by a loud noise or something and the flood gates "opened" so to speak. :insane:
 
Apophis said:
This. I mean let's be honest here; you have to be very careful squeezing out a little pee when you also have to the urge to poo at the same time. Maybe he got startled by a loud noise or something and the flood gates "opened" so to speak. :insane:
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I get what you're saying, but man, if I'm feeling like that I'll just go to at least an empty corner of the terminal. I mean, I have no problem going on the jet bridge when it's just a quick wiz (who HASN'T "marked their territory" while in line for boarding) but if you feel like you might be pinching one off at least go somewhere out of the way.
 
Doug Taylor said:
Well, we stopped teaching civics to children and we have people with funny hats and misspelled signs on medicare-provided mobility devices claiming they're patriots, I just keeping chugging away at "Mandarin For Dummies".
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And why don't we teach kids Civics anymore? Because of liberals. Sure...they will know all about Gay History and they will have self esteem...but they will never know the beauty of Thomas Jefferson's words in the Constitution of Independence that Gives people the unalienable (as in, can't be taken by aliens...legal or otherwise) right to pursue the second Amendment of having a gun and talks about a government "of the people, by the people, and for the people".

I feel lucky that they still taught Civics in my day.
 
There are two sides to every story. It was just an accidental shart that rolled its way down some trousers worn commando style.
 
I THINK this happened in one of our jetways once. No one could be sure if it was from a human or a dog though. I didn't see a dog come off or onto any of my flights, but who knows. One of life's unsolved mysteries.
 
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