I've done my time as house-mom to a bunch of crazy pilots! I ran a pilot crashpad just east of ORD for many years. We had several United, American & Eagle guys there. It was an absolute madhouse, I was forever coming home to messes and they dented in the roof of my old car when we took it to Home Depot to buy wood to make bunk beds out of. Nothing like having a hundred-odd pounds of 2X4s and plywood strapped to the roof of and '89 cavalier!
Now I'm just house-mom to two men! (That would be my husband and my baby boy!)
It does, however, sound like a very good time!