Thats funny! I've been I pilot now for about 5 years, most of my flying here in south florida consists of Miami, Lauderdale and W. Palm area. I lived in nw Ohio for about 22 years. Hopefully I will be able to relate to what your saying in the tower or center because I feel your pain. However I can tell you down here, or anywhere for that matter, I've seen my fair share of low time pilot's (CFI's and double I's also) that have scared me much more than any new controller. You know what I'm talking about!What I'm saying is, I can't speak for everyone, but I don't think you will have to worry about me as much..... hopefully.