Oh United

[roundout]

Pilot Dragged 'Constipated' Passenger Off Airplane Toilet for Holding Up the Line: Lawsuit

A passenger is suing United Airlines, alleging that he was forcibly removed from an airplane restroom mid-flight by an "enraged" pilot.

www.latintimes.com

Crappy move

 

[///AMG]

Pilot Dragged 'Constipated' Passenger Off Airplane Toilet for Holding Up the Line: Lawsuit

A passenger is suing United Airlines, alleging that he was forcibly removed from an airplane restroom mid-flight by an "enraged" pilot.

www.latintimes.com

Crappy move

I GOTTA POOP DUDE, GET OUT!!!!!!!!

 

[Skåning]

But did United break any guitars??

 

[Rosstafari]

I don’t believe any of this story.

 

[zmiller4]

I don’t believe any of this story.

I can think of a number of words that might describe the gastrointestinal processes of a 20yr old flying back from Tulum, but “constipated” is definitely not one of them.

 

[Murdoughnut]

“* that didn’t happen for $200 Alex”

Works on multiple levels.

 

[Box hauler]

he dragged him out with his pants down while also saying slurs about him being Jewish? Yeah that totally happened…

 

[CFI A&P]

So uh, why did the crew member leave the fight deck for a disturbance behind the door?

That sounds contradicting to the idea of a locked flight deck door.

 

[roundout]

So uh, why did the crew member leave the fight deck for a disturbance behind the door?

That sounds contradicting to the idea of a locked flight deck door.

Probably because it's not true.

I posted because I thought the headline was funny.

Also, united male FAs wear epaulets, so maybe the complainant thought it was pilot?

 

[Ian_J]

I am firmly in the camp that this absolutely did not happen the way as described… That said, there was a deadhead crew on board, most likely in uniform because they were headed there to operate a flight.

 

[Minuteman]

What Would Tyler Wojo Do?

 

[CoffeeIcePapers]

he dragged him out with his pants down while also saying slurs about him being Jewish? Yeah that totally happened…

The captain in question:

 

[DPApilot]

The captain in question:

I just read that as the desert scene.

 

[Minuteman]

The lawyer filing the case has previously argued racism for a parking ticket they received in 2019.

Ticketed Woman Accuses Parking Enforcement and Town of Racism, Threatens Lawsuit

An Armonk, N.Y. woman on Thursday night leveled accusations of race discrimination against the town of New Canaan and parking enforcement while appealing a $30 ticket she’d received downtown earlier this year. Farva Jafri told members of the Parking Commission during an appeal hearing that she...

newcanaanite.com

And they named a “DEPARTMNET [sic] OF HOMELAND SECURITY” as a defendant.

Also that, having attended the University of Illinois, having sued their former Chicago-based employer for claims of a hostile workplace and discrimination, and having argued in the U.S. 7th Circuit, they still named the relevant county as “Chicago” (it is “Cook County”)

 

[MikeD]

The lawyer filing the case has previously argued racism for a parking ticket they received in 2019.

Ticketed Woman Accuses Parking Enforcement and Town of Racism, Threatens Lawsuit

An Armonk, N.Y. woman on Thursday night leveled accusations of race discrimination against the town of New Canaan and parking enforcement while appealing a $30 ticket she’d received downtown earlier this year. Farva Jafri told members of the Parking Commission during an appeal hearing that she...

newcanaanite.com

And they named a “DEPARTMNET [sic] OF HOMELAND SECURITY” as a defendant.

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Also that, having attended the University of Illinois, having sued their former Chicago-based employer for claims of a hostile workplace and discrimination, and having argued in the U.S. 7th Circuit, they still named the relevant county as “Chicago” (it is “Cook County”)

Farva is a lawyer now? Moved up from the Vermont State Police?

 

[Skåning]

Uhh what is UA doing

 

[GroundPilot]

The captain in question:

Gotta get those two yutes out!

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Uhh what is UA doing

Conditional clearances are a thing there (“United umpty ump behind the departing whatever runway two seven right line up and wait behind”) but if you want to get jet blasted by traffic departing downfield that’s a you problem, etc.

 

[Skåning]

line up and wait behind

Yeah thats an IACO thing that good ole freedom land doesnt say. But tailgating a plane taking off isnt what they mean.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Yeah thats an IACO thing that good ole freedom land doesnt say. But tailgating a plane taking off isnt what they mean.

The little 220 huffed and puffed and BLEWWWWWWWW the 767 back