Oh Delta XLIV

[deadstick]

Cheapest AD compliance EVER...

 

[Autothrust Blue]

756

For the wide body dial one, for the seven five six dial two, for the seven hundred and thirty seven dual three.

 

[bLizZuE]

For the wide body dial one, for the seven five six dial two, for the seven hundred and thirty seven dual three.

Floyd.

 

[bLizZuE]

 

[jynxyjoe]

My name is ... FLOYD...

 

[Autothrust Blue]

My name is ... FLOYD...

NOT ENOUGH COPILOTS SO SORRY

 

[CFIscare]

Wanna know why the QRHs are coffee stained on the A320? It’s almost always because the coffee cup mouth opening is put in the aft position (pointing aircraft rear). As in when you look at the coffee holder, the 9’oclock position. That’s the worst place for takeoff or landing, especially takeoff. The coffee will tilt and then flow right out the hole. The best position I’ve found is to have the coffee opening point towards the window. So when you look at coffee holder, the 12’o clock position. I’ve never had ANY coffee spill with this technique.

Another offender? Guys who put their full new coffee in the cup holder with no lid. Bro, that thing is gonna spill.

I always have the opening at the 9 o'clock position. Some of us have to look to the right for our cup holder.

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

I always have the opening at the 9 o'clock position. Some of us have to look to the right for our cup holder.

3 o'clock worse position for the right seat.

 

[Nark]

@Cherokee_Cruiser The FA's don't fight over the opportunity to hold coffee cup for you? You must be doing something wrong.

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

We serve Starbucks coffee

 

[jynxyjoe]

@Cherokee_Cruiser The FA's don't fight over the opportunity to hold coffee cup for you? You must be doing something wrong.

I mean- yes and...

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

@Cherokee_Cruiser The FA's don't fight over the opportunity to hold coffee cup for you? You must be doing something wrong.

Haha yeah right. Yesterday the lead FA during a turn offered an orange juice cup to a ramper. One aft FA then tells lead FA she can be fired for that and why did you do it? Argument ensues.


*sigh*

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

WWYD:


A. “Come on guys, can’t you argue over which one of your five cats tore up that new leather sofa you got?”



B. “Boomer FAs, you know what we millennials say. Snitches get stitches.”



C. Tell them that when you became a CA, you didn’t expect to be a 2nd grade hall monitor.