It's the Zombie Apocalypse, you're #2 for takeoff to a reduced rest overnight and your duty day is approaching the limit. Tower shuts the runway down for snowplowing and there is a hoard of the undead that has just breached the airport perimeter and shuffling towards the runway threshold.
Flaps 20 max performance takeoff, do you wait for numbers or do you start a nice slow taxi away from the zombies and toward another runway...![]()
I think I'm still wrapped around the idea that there was a severe thunderstorm in the area and passengers were boarded as if they were going to actually go anywhere.
It's the Zombie Apocalypse, you're #2 for takeoff to a reduced rest overnight and your duty day is approaching the limit. Tower shuts the runway down for snowplowing and there is a hoard of the undead that has just breached the airport perimeter and shuffling towards the runway threshold.
Flaps 20 max performance takeoff, do you wait for numbers or do you start a nice slow taxi away from the zombies and toward another runway...![]()
Trick question. We do our own numbers. Continue.
Manufacturer recommendation during a zombie apocalypse is to leave the gear down for 20 seconds after takeoff to blow off hanging zombies. However, erroneous wheel well fire indications may present due to stragglers chewing through the fire loop. Get an axe.
#1. Fire the dispatcher!Sorry Krystal but a "pop up" severe thunderstorm and tornado between generating a release and boarding the flight? Aroo?!
#2. Remain on the aircraft. (*)
Pppppffffffhhhlllllltttt!!!!!!
I actually have lots of experience with tornados. Ive lived through two and have had several EXTREMELY close calls.
I was home in STL last year when the tornado ate the STL airport. (My apartment was just a couple of miles off of the end of runway 30R) remember, there were pax on board a CRJ parked out on the ramp (My understanding is that they landed but the ramp was closed for lightning) when the field took a direct hit from an ef-4. It was at night and there was almost no warning. It moved the airplane 20 feet. The airplane took straightline winds...not a direct hit from the funnel. Very large airplanes might be able to withstand weaker tornadoes but small airplanes can be just as bad as cars or mobile homes and I would wager to guess that most airplanes, just by the nature of their design, would get tossed by a direct hit from a larger tornado, with the potential of severe damage and passenger injury.
If you have enough warning, deplane the passengers and crew and move them into the terminal building or ops, a hanger, or some other sturdy building. If you have left the terminal and do not have reasonable time to return, shut down, close all window shades and have passengers buckle in and assume the brace/crash position.
Doug, I can see how you're wondering why a dispatcher would have a flight DEPARTING during a tornado-producing storm, but its not unheard of (as in the case of the CRJ at the STL airport last summer) For a plane to make it in ahead of a storm only to get stuck on the ramp unil the storm blows over
#1. Fire the dispatcher!Sorry Krystal but a "pop up" severe thunderstorm and tornado between generating a release and boarding the flight? Aroo?!
#2. Remain on the aircraft. (*)
If there is lightening in the vicinity, ground ops on the ramp are probably shut down so you've got no one to marshall you in anyway.
(*) If you HONESTLY, think a tornado is truly imminent and it's headed your direction, shut it down and head for the ops building.
This is all from my perspective flying the 1900. Now a 402, I have no idea. Much lighter aircraft.
Crew and passenger safety come first, aircraft second
and I couldn't give about any seciruity issues I create for TSA should I use Emergency Authority and evacuate the aircraft.
It's easy to say that in theory, but there are always other issues to consider. The extra time it takes to "clean up" a security mess might cause the crew to time out and the flight to be canceled, leave an aircraft out of position, etc. If "cleaning up" the mess isn't done properly, the airline might get a $10,000 fine.
Again, I'm not suggesting that safety should ever fall behind complying with TSA's nonsense. But a good captain isn't going to say, "Screw the TSA, I'll do whatever I want," without considering the consequences in the whole scheme of things. They'll look for a way to keep everyone safe while not creating a logistical nightmare at the same time.
I think this much is obvious. The question isn't about what to protect, it's about how to protect. How to decide when keeping pax in an aircraft is or isn't safer than getting them off.
It's easy to say that in theory, but there are always other issues to consider. The extra time it takes to "clean up" a security mess might cause the crew to time out and the flight to be canceled, leave an aircraft out of position, etc. If "cleaning up" the mess isn't done properly, the airline might get a $10,000 fine.
Again, I'm not suggesting that safety should ever fall behind complying with TSA's nonsense. But a good captain isn't going to say, "Screw the TSA, I'll do whatever I want," without considering the consequences in the whole scheme of things. They'll look for a way to keep everyone safe while not creating a logistical nightmare at the same time.
BobDduck, does PIT still have the POS lightning detection that that shuts the ramp down for a thunderstorm in California.
I will do what it takes to protect my crew, passengers, and live cargo. If that means they have to dump a terminal so be it. I think any captain that would let TSA security affect his or her decision making about evacuating an aircraft shouldn't be in the left seat